Give the kid a ghost pepper to suck on...;)
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Give the kid a ghost pepper to suck on...;)
Waiting for some asshat to show up for some stuff I have on CL. He's over an hour late...Grrrr.
You guys ever done a midget? I wanna do a midget.
Hell, I really wished I had run the gamut with all that before I got married......*the OTHER death sentence in life*. Aussie, Black, Irish, Oriental, Spanish, you know...all of it.
I wanna hear "stick it in me bum"...or
"pound that pussy, Eh?"
Or some Swahili dark ass lady with a bone in her nose, riding the sausage out in the middle of the jungle with lions and shit running around. Continental and regionally specific carnal knowledge. I got fucked on not getting fucked by an Arabian midget (well groomed of course).
Sounds like he can't even manage a call to say he's late, or lost or something.
When he gets there, tell him you sold to someone who respects your valuable time.
Sounds like you got out of it, I'm thinking.
That's cool.
Hopefully he didn't call you a whore at least.