I've heard some stories.
On a related note, I've heard ladies restrooms are notoriously more disgusting than men's restrooms.
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I've heard some stories.
On a related note, I've heard ladies restrooms are notoriously more disgusting than men's restrooms.
It's the 16th @5 pmQuote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy
WTF Yo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
LOL....
Them wasn't my words, that was my question based on another post that was edited after the fact.
But, .........I'll be honest, if I could have tits for a day or something like that.....I wouldn't leave the house, I'd be busy.
:)
Oh, you fat bastard.
lol.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
"KID !!!.............Paper!"
Sheet....wrong movie,...........but..
Pete, pants, NOW!
Flash embedded videos are no longer supported for me to post YouTube?.....wtf .
Um, isn't there some auto loading bullshit that makes stuff all happier for the average computer dork?
He's got a head like a melon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erni
Okay...I got my next screen name. Be a good porn name too I think.
Dick Friction
Or a Super Hero....
"This sounds like a job for............Dick Friction!"
*que killer intro music*
I wonder what the actual accidental squirrel death percentage is. Yeah, from time to time a squirrel might ground himself out on a power line..POOF.
But they have to screw up once in a while going for that next branch, and fall to their demise.
More random thoughts by, Dick Friction....
"My life sucks..........but, the BOOK is totally awesome"
Holy sheet.....CNN hired the Brawny towel guy to do on the spot reporting. During the spot, I was waiting for the Quicker Picker Upper line.
Wait a minute....I think that was Bounty. No matter.
Dinner !!! Heard about an idea to use Italian sausage and do pig in a blanket thing....dipping into marinara or spaghetti sauce. Sounded good so giving it a go.
Another trick was to brown some garlic cloves while you're browning the sausages, and mix the cloves with a spicy mustard. Coat the dough with the mustard mix before making the blanket, and bake it at around 300F for roughly 20 minutes.
More later.
I know the interest is overwhelming, but I'll not let that discourage me.
If you try this recipe, I recommend using a mild Italian sausage. I used Pepperidge Farm Puff pastry. I had pizza dough mix also and was going to do both for comparison, but the pizza dough will have to wait till next time. The Puff worked out well for beginners purpose's.
The garlic / mustard goo inside the wrap was killer, and as a test drive.....sprinkled some parmesan cheese on the dough on one of them. That was a win.
OBC, are you off your medication, or just lonely tonight?
Love ya bro, don't let this hater stop your posting...carry on.
An Idea?? Pepperoni and Sausage has been rolled in pizza dough and baked, for years. When did that light bulb click on You catch one of your neighbors abusing the pillsbury dough boy in the alley?Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
The best way to have them is with some lightly browned peppers and onions thrown in. We'd do that then offer them with mozzarella for another $0.50.
I did a, come in wearing your skimpiest bikini for a free lg soda with any lunch purchase. Went okay till the owners wife put the kebosh on it. Having a pizza shop across from the boat docks was, at times, interesting.
You could go to Runzas right up the road...yummy
Runzas couldn't have a more appropriate name.
Thanks, my friend,....honestly,...I was "over medicated"... ;).Quote:
Originally Posted by theGinsue
Actually my "family" wasn't cuisine experienced when I was growing up, and Italian food was either spaghetti or pizza basically. Restaurants I've been to don't serve these....and frankly I'd never even heard of the "idea" until my co-worker said he had these things a few weeks back at one of his car club functions. There's a few hard core Italians in the club if you know what I mean. So, I had no idea anybody did this for food, and I liked the idea, so I tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Okay, thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by wyome
If that's a toilet paper reference, I know what you're talking about...lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Shit day at work?....anyone?
Yeah, me too.
I swear.
Not me. I love my job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
Ray...I love your pessimistic positivity.
And I already know you're a cool guy anyways.
Anyone want a Brand effing New MGW M&P sight tool? Blew $125 on it in a mis order, wanted a tool for the Shield but got the full frame M&P tool by mistake.
Take $100 for it. I'll post it in the other thread too.
SH*T year pal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
Yeah?...me too, dammit.
Lets grab a beer sometime you sorry prick....I'll buy.
Shit for the last few weeks, Waiting to hear Yay or Nay on a job promotion.... Snails pace HR system at the Dot.
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Weeks at a .gov place [ROFL2] lucky you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
It took 6 months for the .gov to finally make a decision for employment. It would have been sooner but..................there were not enough "quota" people applying to satisfy fed requirements. Even if they were not only not qualified. They had absolutely no experience related to the position.
Good luck on the promo, Bob.
I'm gonna promote Kazoo to a new position, but I'm not sure if he's gonna like it. Probably be good at it though.
[LOL] That reminded me of a joke I heard back when I was in the Army, it was about a farmers daughter that was missing part of a leg due to a farm accident.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
And the punch line was something like:
" That's mighty gentlemanly of you son, normally the boys just leave her there with her stump tied to the tree......."
Come on ho's need 1 or 2 more for some poker action, I know Ho's like poker [Coffee]
I know he's seen my promotion idea....he's being "catty". Not answering.
16th you said? There's a chance I could make it, might be working overtime on that Saturday though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
You've never complained when i was on top b4 .
I wouldn't expect any less of a quippy and funny answer than that, my friend. Wait a minute....you never liked being On Top?
I would promote Kazoo to ................U.N. Ambassador. Not only would a tremendous amount of nonsensical bullshit cease, the rest of the world would begin to understand what "don't mess with us and also expect free shit"....means.