Saw this and laughed hard..

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Originally Posted by Boadie30

I read this as well... Also was entertained.. Did text the wife the same... will probably be huge fail.. Yes I'm predicting a fail but just like that Allstate commercial.. Hell Yeah..

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Here is the first reply;

Her: WTH? Why?

I'm wondering if she has the slightest clue what I'm talking about.. lol

Me: I really would like

I love my wifey dearly. I didn't send an inquiry for "DTF".
I was much more romantic and refined: "DTML?"

I have yet to get a response.........

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

I love my wifey dearly. I didn't send an inquiry for "DTF".
I was much more romantic and refined: "DTML?"

I have yet to get a response.........

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This is actually worse considering... using the ML is just bull shit and she knows your not thinking that... lol

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Originally Posted by Boadie30

Here is the first reply;

Her: WTH? Why?

I'm wondering if she has the slightest clue what I'm talking about.. lol

Me: I really would like

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Her: Where did you hear that?

Me: Where have you?

Her: Jersey Shore

(Oh... jesus h christ... stupid fucken jersey shore)

Me: the same one my daughters watch????????

Her: No they don't watch that show

(Thank god)

Me: well?

Her: will see

This is proof it works... Start texting..

Does dine mean dinner or does dine mean... you know.. hoping for the latter.. lol seriously which is it.. I've heard both..

She called me.
Her: Have you been watching sex shows on the TV again?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? (I already forgot I texted her).
Her: Well have you?
Me: Oooohhhhh. No, I was reading a thread. It was about asking your significant other to have sex either via text message or in person.
Her: The thread was about letting your significant other have sex with another person?
Me: NO! That's not even close to what I said.
Her: Well, you mumbled and it sounds like your mouth is full.
Me: Oh, sorry about that. Me and the cat are sharing some salami.
Her: Well, I'm down the street, I'll be home soon.

Went about as well as expected.

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Correct, one does not date a stripper.
You schtoink a stripper.

And then visit your local free clinic ASAP.

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Free C L I N I C you say? Oh you mean Planned Parenthood, and it's far from free ;)


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

Lawl

Well, just got the reply: "Wtf???"


I guess I see how this is gonna work out.......

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Originally Posted by Mazin

That's why you don't date strippers.

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No. *I* don't date strippers because I'm an overweight, upper middle-aged balding man with no money. And, if that weren't enough, I don't date strippers because my wife would kill me after cutting off my penis and force feeding it to me.

This is why *I* don't date strippers.

Oh, and as far as asking my wife for sex, either via text or in person, I won't do it. She gave up sex for Lent (and we're not even Catholic)....back in 2003.