Perhaps, kind sir, I could be a non-salaried "consultant", no salary, just perks.
You know, they may not be all fancied up, but I'd take a REAL Hummer any day and I have no desire for any of these commercial Chevy Hummers.
The Messiah? Blasphemy!
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Perhaps, kind sir, I could be a non-salaried "consultant", no salary, just perks.
You know, they may not be all fancied up, but I'd take a REAL Hummer any day and I have no desire for any of these commercial Chevy Hummers.
The Messiah? Blasphemy!
That would be Me....[Tooth]
[Abused] (After the black helicopters)
Get a real hummer and I will mount an aries defense mount on it and we can take Alans H2B just for effect of course...............
Wait never mind we can just buy a transferable and have our own. [Tooth]
The second bailout I just get me some Tow missles, Alan won't stand a chance..[Abused]
You can keep your Humvee's . I'll take a Willy!
So,what size safety deposit boxes do employees get?
You know for our Christmas bonus gold bricks, and other stuff![Tooth]
Of course it'll be gold,, You don't think I'd trust currency at the moment do You..
Duly noted...[Tooth]
but they want you to send IN your old gold...
send it to me I have a smelter..
I want to be personal driver, This sounds like its going to be a hoot but I will need some of the guns programed into the steering wheel, gotta keep both hand on the wheel, safety first.
I sent an email to Pelosi, Reid and a local congressman asking for a bailout for a measely $10,000 to clear out my debt back in December, but havent heard back yet :(
BTW, Im dead serious...