Ship your enemies glitter

Reminds me of desk drawer chad bombs.

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Originally Posted by Rooskibar03

If given the choice always pick the stripper without glitter for your lap dance.

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After several washings, I finally just had to throw away a perfectly good pair of jeans.

Can you specify that the person who puts the glitter in the envelope has a nasty case of the flu at least? [Twist]