High school questionnaire: Do your parents own guns?

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Originally Posted by Portsider86

If that had been presented to me I would have told them all about the nail guns and spray guns in that were brought into the house.

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And grease guns, and caulking guns, and......

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Originally Posted by rondog

And grease guns, and caulking guns, and......

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I'd love to own a grease gun some day. Just saying.

If I'd gotten a questionnaire like that, I'd have had to 'fess up to the barrel of cap guns and cork guns and squirt guns that I had at age 5 (probably the only reason I got invited to play with the older kids -- I was basically the armorer!).

Part of me would want me to write in "Do tanks count? We have one of those but I think thats more of a "car" than firearm. We had this old fighter jet with missiles out back that Dad was trying to get going but it hasnt happened yet so that probably doesn't count either. I guess if you don't count that stuff, we're down to 100 or so miscellaneous firearms".

Just to rustle some jimmies.

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Originally Posted by ray1970

I'd love to own a grease gun some day. Just saying.

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I see what you did there.....

I have a box of pop-tarts

Just a stark reminder that our jobs as parents isn't getting any easier.

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Originally Posted by bigshane

I have a box of pop-tarts

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Those are OK until you bite them into the shape of a gun.

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Originally Posted by bigshane

I have a box of pop-tarts gun rebuild kits.

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FIFY

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Are you F****** kidding me!!