The important riddles of life

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

almost like some album i remember

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Wasn't that a piano?

Why do we breathe?

Ranch is easy- good blue cheese dressing on the other hand...

If you saw what I had seen the chef doing into the "Special house dressing" when I was a teen working in a restaurant,
you would never touch creamy dressings or sour cream in a restaurant ever again.......[Puke]

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

almost like some album i remember

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Originally Posted by roberth

Wasn't that a piano?

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It was piano and also tuna fish not tune a fish.

Those guys are just battling geriatric diseases.[emoji15]

sent from my electronic ball and chain

If we have lasers for our guns, why do we still use bullets?

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Originally Posted by Guylee

If we have lasers for our guns, why do we still use bullets?

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ask the guy with a hole in his hand.

I agree. You need to go to the restaurant supply store. They have that ranch by the gallon.

Hidden Valley Ranch Buttermilk powdered mix is as good or better than restaurant dressing.