Test to see what you are!

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Originally Posted by BigBear

Hey you bigot-tud... uh... bigu-tked... uh... Hey you racist! Rednecks can read and we don't marry sisters! Only half cousins twice removed and uh... stuff! It's them hilly billy's that can't read and marry them mommas!!!!


HAHA.


First time 'round I didn't even see the "married to my sister" part! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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[ROFL3][ROFL3][ROFL3]

Hey ya'll I aint no racisisist! I done told ya'll I'ze HALF Redneck. On my Pappy's side! I don't take kindly to no city slicker who sez it aint so!

Sinsirly, Uh, I means, sincerely,

Cletus...

......well, I never thought of my self as a redneck......but.........oh well

"Expert shot" - one in the nuts. tell him good luck with the 70 virgins. 1 in the head. I'm a cheap redneck.

No, no, no... It wasn't promised to be 70 virgins. That was a mis-translation of the original language. The real translation is that for every jihadist that kills an infidel, there will be 70 VIRGINIANS kicking their butt into H-E-double hockysticks. Thomas Jefferson, et al.

HAHA.

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Originally Posted by BigBear

No, no, no... It wasn't promised to be 70 virgins. That was a mis-translation of the original language. The real translation is that for every jihadist that kills an infidel, there will be 70 VIRGINIANS kicking their butt into H-E-double hockysticks. Thomas Jefferson, et al.

HAHA.

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70 Virginians... love it!
[LOL]

Missouri Ozark Hillbilly here ('cepinz fer the part 'bout mah sister, ma, or cousins).