In how many different states have you been arrested?

0 arrests. 0 times in cuffs. 1 Ticket, ever.

2 arrests in 2 states.

Does being escorted by the Master at Arms to the Executive Officers stateroom count?

If not, then 0 is the answer you seek

I plead the 5th.

Zero. Been in cuffs once.

States or countries?

None - and don’t expect to ever be.... if I am, I was framed.

Zero.

A few low-point traffic tickets over the ~500K+ miles driven since getting my license at 16 are my only contacts with the "pointy end" of law enforcement.

I have been "contacted" a few times, like while walking the dog at night or shooting in the NF, but nothing other than generally polite discussion has occurred.

One. Charged in another but never cuffed or hauled away. Maybe that counts.

Zero convictions.

Does being caned in the street count as an arrest?