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They could have stopped him with a 2X4, but due to the price of lumber none was to be found.

Well I guess it will save the taxpayers a trowel by jury….

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Well I guess it will save the taxpayers a trowel by jury….

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[ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy

They could have stopped him with a 2X4, but due to the price of lumber none was to be found.

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They didn't hit him in the lower back.

Okay, okay, knock it out off with the puns. They're so bad it's like getting hit in the face with a brick.

Oh... did I?... Shoot. Nevermind.

I still prefer using an unopened can of Twisted Tea to clock someone with.

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Originally Posted by theGinsue

Okay, okay, knock it out off with the puns. They're so bad it's like getting hit in the face with a brick.

Oh... did I?... Shoot. Nevermind.

I still prefer using an unopened can of Twisted Tea to clock someone with.

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be careful, or you might end up wearing cement shoes.