Absolutely zero interest in the Olympics (or any other televised sport for that matter). I'd get more enjoyment watching my neighbors doing mundane yard work.
Soon enough these personal interest stories will resemble the U.S. Army ads from last year. We'll see "Shortly after I was born 20 years ago, my two moms realized I wasn't actually a white boy, my true nature was that I am the black girl you see before you today. Because I lived in the bigoted oppressive country of the United States, I had to wait until I was 18 to actually begin my gender-correction. My training for the Olympics was made especially difficult as all of the carbon emissions in the air hampered my ability to reach my top performance as a competitive curler. But, I finally made it! I'm so thrilled to be here to represent my new adopted nation of Venezuela."
Yeah, no thanks.

