CBI sucks ass!

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Originally Posted by mx'r

anyone know if they are actual state workers, or is it contracted out? Not sure if I like the thought of giving all my info if it's farmed out. Not sure I like giving all my info if it's got anything to do with government period[Tooth].

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Its contracted out to the chimpanzees in the Denver Zoo, as far as I can tell.

nice.... that's awesome.

They are state employees and not contract employees.

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Originally Posted by Anton

Its contracted out to the chimpanzees in the Denver Zoo, as far as I can tell.

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I thought so.

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Originally Posted by Anton

Its contracted out to the chimpanzees in the Denver Zoo, as far as I can tell.

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Hey, I resemble that remark :).

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Originally Posted by Anton

Its contracted out to the chimpanzees in the Denver Zoo, as far as I can tell.

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Naw, the chimps scored too high on the test. and weren't eligible for the position..

Can the chimps come out to the base and take over for our pilots? They'd be easier to train, and be friendlier and have better manners....

If you want, I can pick it up for you :)

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Originally Posted by TS12000

They still have me on file as being born in Alabama (CO born and raised) after multiple times dealing with their BS.

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When they run my credit report it shows I had a mortgage before I was born... and a credit card....

Yes, I'm THAT good!

Did they screw it up, or was it entered wrong by the sales person?