Sherriffs dept is getting ready to raid my neighbors house

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hoser

Either are civilians...

Been to a public range lately?

---

Try to stay away from those public ranges, but yeah I know what you mean.

Maybe you will get a county paid for patch and paint of your place if they start shooting[ROFL1] [UZI]

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hoser

Either are civilians...

Been to a public range lately?

---

Only the indoor range when no one else is their. Normally I go to private property out by briggsdale and the only danger out there is Hbarleatherneck and his fitty.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by foxtrot

1) Set up BBQ on front lawn.
2) Buy beer
3) Invite friends
4) Watch the show while shouting drunken commands to the officers, and being an ass in general. Examples "Man that hippy guy he told me last week he went done got himself a bazooka from some black market guy and was planning on blowing up some pigeons or some shit, I can't really understand his hippy speak. hes a crazy guy let me tell you! I was *hick* going to call the cops and tell them he said he had explosives, but I didn't want him to find out it was me cause he'd probably kill my ass! *hick*"
Other examples: HEY (insert neighbors name that cops are surrounding) THE GIRLSCOUTS ARE HERE, BETTER OPEN THE DOOR AND BUY SOME COOKIES. (expect to get tased if you shouting like this)

---

[ROFL1]
I would but the grill is out of gas and they wont let anyone in or out to even go get it! My wife got home from work and had to park down the street and walk her fat ass to the house, didnt kill her though, I told her so.

Theirs a guy with a bolt rifle in my back yard and it looks like they are going in. Shows almost over. Just hope his kids arent home!!!

http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-co...be_simpson.gif

Damn kids, get offa my lawn!

Nice neighborhood. Anything for sale? Sounds like there may be some downward price fluctuation and vacancy potential. Just sayin'

This totally isn't how it's done on TV.. there is never this amount of time. They're DOING IT WRONG!

Maybe hes got a few cases of dynamite in there, sure would make the day more interesting...