Without mentioning names, All I'll say is, Powder actuated tool, tool belts,and concrete floors.
Hilarity ensues.
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Without mentioning names, All I'll say is, Powder actuated tool, tool belts,and concrete floors.
Hilarity ensues.
I'm guessing speed shops, auto shops, and motorcycle shops are probably off the list for the "sensitive" types as well. One Flaming Eddie* under the bathroom door when they're taking a dump, and it'd be over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marlin
*Flaming Eddie: Can of carb cleaner, a lighter, and a half inch gap under the bathroom door. Use your imagination. [Flame][LOL]
You better gimme half that samich or you can't use my wall hoop basket!!!
Someone call the WAAAAmbulance. Poor wittle workers. *%$#@&*%$@$%$$
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Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Best one I ever saw, I was helping on a custom house, I got back from lunch,
I kept hearing; "Pfffffffft" Followed by a "Thwack". I look in the room it was coming from.
The two carpenters on the the job had tied the safety on the nail gun back and were shooting it at a "portrait" of the home owner and architect.
I gathered that they had walked through and decided to "change" a few walls.
None of them were going to be simple fixes either.
So, while the carpies were waiting for the official change order, they were occupying their time with a little "target practice".
LOVE itQuote:
Originally Posted by Marlin
One of those " air cannon" things.. bottle of baby powder... and a tour bus bunk ..........
had a boss once that was a bully.
I was a new addition to his team so he had to scream at me in front of everyone to show his dominance and threatened to have me fired if I complained.
one of the worst people I've ever met in my life.
he was a [insert expletives here], but I didn't cry about it. just controlled my urge to hurt him, did my job and kept my mouth shut.
We use this stuff called NoLox on aluminium wire to prevent oxidation. It is quite possibly the most slimiest, stickiest, most disgusting stuff invented by mankind.
After the nuclear bomb goes off, I'm fairly certain the cockroaches will be eating this stuff.
There is almost no known way of removing it. Easily anyway.
If there is some left over, Figure out the apprentice that deserves it the most and smear it all over his tools.[Tooth]
*Flaming Eddie: Can of carb cleaner, a lighter, and a half inch gap under the bathroom door. Use your imagination. [Flame][LOL][/quote]
Thats how I found out one of my techs was deathly afraid of fire[ROFL1][ROFL1]. He started screaming and pounding on the walls. Thought he would cry