Leapin giant lizards, Batman!

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who wants new boots?

In another note, someone come please save me.
My Wife says she used to swim with those all the time when she was a kid.

I married someone bad-ass like Chuck -fucking- Norris.

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Shit Guy you are in trouble!! That day I met you're wife and she was small, and a looker! Congrats! About the size of my last GF. Aka EXXXX GF those small women can kick some ass!! [Tooth]

P.S. I'll put in an order of Boots, Jacket, Wallet, Belt, Tie, Pants, Car cover, Steaks, Roasts, Back Strap, Ribs, Ground, Jerky, Gun wrap,Table legs, Tooth neck lace, And shull mount!!! [Beer]

Jesus, that's massive!

You'd be able to upholster a couch without cutting the hide into pieces.

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Jesus, that's massive!

You'd be able to upholster a couch without cutting the hide into pieces.

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Thats a Sofa, Love seat, two recliners and an ottoman... with extras for Boots and hatbands

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Shit Guy you are in trouble!! That day I met you're wife and she was small, and a looker! Congrats! About the size of my last GF. Aka EXXXX GF those small women can kick some ass!! [Tooth]

P.S. I'll put in an order of Boots, Jacket, Wallet, Belt, Tie, Pants, Car cover, Steaks, Roasts, Back Strap, Ribs, Ground, Jerky, Gun wrap,Table legs, Tooth neck lace, And shull mount!!! [Beer]

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where is a Shull located on a reptile? next to the taint?[ROFL1]

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where is a SKull located on a reptile? next to the taint?[ROFL1]

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Those God Damn Beers!! [ROFL2][ROFL1] [Beer]

wheres crocodile dundee when you need him!

"now thats a knife"

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wheres crocodile dundee when you need him!

"now thats a knife"

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Yeah, he wont play with them that Big

in an interview with Paul Hogan he was quoted as saying " 'ell no mate, dem filipinos are a crazy lot tanglin with them, they'll eat a whole water buffalo!"

(Joking)

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Head down to Alamosa some time. They have an alligator ranch there- hot springs and tillapia farm. They have a couple hundred alligators there along with crocks, snakes, etc. Very cool place. I have had the chance to wrestle a couple alligators- great photo opportunity. Alligators are scared of humans. They got a 7' on shore for me and I got to check it out. Amazing. The alligator was definitely in control and could have removed me any time it wanted to. Cool creature- not sure how someone can routinely kill one for the fun of it.

Alamosa also has the Sand Dunes, hot springs, UFO stuff, and great Mexican food. Love that area. Too cold to live there in the winter- 40 below zero stuff. Damn.

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Heard about the Croc wrestling lessons down there on NPR. They originally got those crocs to use as garbage disposals for the tillapia farm. They eventually got more and more, and once people started hearing about them, they would come in to find people's old pet crocs left at their front door and stuff.

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

Head down to Alamosa some time. They have an alligator ranch there- hot springs and tillapia farm. They have a couple hundred alligators there along with crocks, snakes, etc. Very cool place. I have had the chance to wrestle a couple alligators- great photo opportunity. Alligators are scared of humans. They got a 7' on shore for me and I got to check it out. Amazing. The alligator was definitely in control and could have removed me any time it wanted to. Cool creature- not sure how someone can routinely kill one for the fun of it.

Alamosa also has the Sand Dunes, hot springs, UFO stuff, and great Mexican food. Love that area. Too cold to live there in the winter- 40 below zero stuff. Damn.

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was raised in the good ole san luis valley your not joking on the cold weather

Nice AR he's got there. Looks like a bunch of Magpul stuff.

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