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I've said this several time before, but frankly every single one of you needs to get on your knees and thank God every single day that I am not God because I'd have wiped the worthless species Homo sapiens sapiens off the face of the earth LONG ago and replaced us with Canis lupus familiaris.
God is Great Beer is Good,,, people are crazy...
Hell yeah they do. We got cable going again for football season and they managed to hang up on me twice, give me bad equipment once, and cause me to go to the store 3 times over the course of three days. I was livid the last time I went in. The lady said she'd call me when they had the equipment that I needed to put me at ease. I waited 5 business days and no call.Quote:
Originally Posted by SA Friday
Their customer service blows and I have to listen to their CEO tell me how hard they're working on it every time I'm on hold with them.
I was driving home last summer heading East on 6th to the 25. On that lovely merge area I start working the zipper maneuver. You know, one car on the right goes, then one on the left. Something every one is supposed to know and use. Well this lady in a Highlander on my left decides she was supposed to be in front of me. Whatever. I keep my 1ft distance from the car in front of me as she pulls next to me. She slowly starts trying to edge me out. Once again, whatever. I have damn good insurance fuck you I ain't movin. She gets closer to me. Honks her horn. I maintain the same distance from the car in front of me and act like she isn't there. She finally gets close enough for my drivers mirror to start drawing a line on her door. She lays on the horn. I keep driving. She guns the car, pulls it around about 5 people in front of us and jumps the line.
This is where it goes full retard. Oh, you thought it was retarded all ready? Nope.
She throws the Highlander in park 5 cars ahead of me and gets out of the car. She apologizes to the car right behind her car "I'm sorry I have to go talk to this asshole". At this point the line of cars is pulling out of the line and moving around her. She makes it back to my car and knocks on the window yelling at me. I continue to ignore her and drive around her parked car and merge onto 25.
What kills me to this day about the whole situation is the line I came up with after I was already on 25. She had a nice set of knockers. Real nice. Serious MILF. I should have rolled down my window and asked her "Do your tits always look this nice when you're angry?" No, really. They were spectacular.
I have to admit I can tolerate a lot more stupid if it's attached to really nice tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by tmleadr03
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]Quote:
Originally Posted by tmleadr03
I have to remember this one
I get to call another's insurance tomorrow because of something like this. 2 lane left turn onto the on ramp to the freeway. The cars for the oncoming side have one lane and a big yield sign because it dumps right into the lane.Quote:
Originally Posted by tmleadr03
So the light turns green and we all go around the corner. Big white dodge decides that there is a merge or that everyone else will get out of the way. Only two lanes and I had a car on the left in the other one and a dodge half on and half off the road on the right. She wound up clipping my mirror.
She come out all mad and I asked her did you see the big "YIELD" sign or was that just a suggestion? She got onto the phone to the guy that owned the truck and after she was all apologetic. I think he told her she was dead wrong.[Bang] So now after 36 years of driving I have been run into 4 times. I have never had an accident that was my fault. If people would just pay attention.....
A women's perfect, perky breasts makes a man's mind wander, but frankly, at my age, I would prefer a good bowel movement.
I have you seen a woman flounce? I think thats the word for it. Kinda like a stiff legged quick walk. And it worries me a bit I remember this detail but she was wearing a kinda thin blue button down shirt. Not much restraint to the twins under it so as she walked they were moving quite a bit. I would say high C or low D, sadly not cold cuz that would have stopped me and the rest of traffic for the rest of the day. Rest of her was not bad at all. Really not bad, as in good. Older, but well kept.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
I really should have said it.
+1, love that song!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.man