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You could tell him that most guys just sniff them after they steal them from their sister's room. Too much?
Did he get a deal at Victoria's Secret?
Ask him where he puts his tampon?
Thong, tho thong thong thong.
Maybe it was a banana hammock...
at least it wasn't a T-Bar
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You can conceal a gun, but apparently panties are too hard.
Well, at least it wasn't a C-String.