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haha this is good..
my dad would always tell us "take it easy" with a long drawn out easy then that would be followed up by "stop egging him on!" to my sister then after he'd try swatting us in the back seat while he drove he would finally say to me "you know, when i'm cold and wet and buried in my grave, you're going to be sorry" hahahaha
ooooohhhh another one, haha he always says to me "this isn't my first rodeo"
edit: this isn't a saying but i've heard about 300 million times about how he and some buddies stole 96 cases of ollie beer when he was stationed at guam in the navy haha
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My dad (A Marine) at 77 still works his own shop 7 days a week. The one I remember the most. " I ain't just Woofin"[Coffee]
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Shoot Luke or drop the gun. Telling me to not procrastinate.
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"Some day, when you're a dad, then you can do whatever you want". Always after I asked why I couldn't do something with him, or why I couldn't have more cookies but he could, etc.
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"I don't give a shit"
"I'm proud of you boy"
Those are his 2
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When my dad would tell me to do something, I would start complaining. He would say "You can bitch all you want, but you better be on your way"
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My dad always messed up sayings, always screwed up the wording. Example: 9 of 1 half a dozen of another. He obviously knew 9 was not a half dozen but always fvcked up the saying. RIP Dad, aka Big John.
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Boy I'll beat you just like you had good sense. I never quite understood that one.
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How about "Doesn't your mom ever shut up?"
