Buy bigger house
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Buy bigger house
On the more serious side, I'd heavily fund two college educations, upgrade the house to have a three car garage, buy my wife that new car, fund a couple of patent ideas and stick the rest into savings.
I would buy some of dat new fangled white under wear, you know, the ones that don't have that yeller front, and brown back. (Toothless smile)
I would buy more guns, move. Get a huge garage!!!![Driver]
1 - Buy/build a bunker in a remote place (former missile silo)
2 - stuff it with all I need
3 - Wait for the apocalypse....
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3 - Wait for the apocalypse with some whore
Invest it, draw an annuity on that investment, and hopefully never have to work a day again in my life.
Maybe make a few repairs on my truck too. [Coffee]
throw a bunch into some college funds for my baby and future other rascals.
save a good amount. invest the rest into land
A million bucks? Pay off family's and my debts. Get some maintenance done on the car. Purchase a wish list gun. Help a few friends out. Throw the rest in a retirement account and don't touch.
buy a property to build on (retirement/hideaway), pay off houses, and vehicles, and invest what is left.