Hey, there's a lot more of us stupid, ugly fuckers out here than there are of you smart, pretty people!
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Hey, there's a lot more of us stupid, ugly fuckers out here than there are of you smart, pretty people!
Don't we fucking know we're out numbered.. no way to blend in either. [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
hippie......
I hear ya. Sometimes being smart and good looking is tough. [Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by Monky
True story...Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnTRourke
Two years ago, while sitting in the barber chair, I calculated what I was spending annually on the monthly haircuts. I've not been back since.Quote:
Originally Posted by Colorado Luckydog
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Laugh all ya want, but I've been cutting my hair with one of these and a ShopVac for 9 years now. God only knows how much money I've saved. Best beard trimmer ever too!Quote:
Originally Posted by hatidua
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I rock the marine-do.... shave my face with a 1/2 guard, and my head with a 1 guard, do it myself. Do the side-burn and over ear lines myself with no guard, and every second cut I make my wife straighten out the line on the back of my head with no guard.
Honestly, 2.5 years ago, right before my wedding I went to a haircut place to get my hair cut for the special occasion. There were single strands everywhere that were missed. I ended up touching it up myself, if you buzz you head, you have to go over it in 6-8 directions to make sure you don't miss any stragglers. Apparently the "professional" didn't know this. I decided I would never pay to get it done again.
Also, if you buzz it that short, there is zero need for shampoo, at 1/4" long, there are no split ends or brittle hairs. I just wash my whole body, head and all with Irish spring. More savings!!
I use clippers as well. Spent $30 on them and haven't looked back for about 5 years. I have bought 2 haircuts in that time...both for weddings because my wife didn't want ME to screw up my hair...
I cut my little dogs hair as well. They want about $50 to do it each time...that's $250 a year[Bang]
So I bought some doggy clippers for $35 and she turns out great after about 1/2 hour. and she doesn't get locked up in a damn cage with a dozen other dogs around her barking their nuts off. she always came out scared and shaking, and I couldn't take it any more!
I cut my own hair after I first got married (many years ago). My wife cried so hard, she made me promise I would never cut my hair again. She has been cutting it for me ever since. I still tell her she leaves it too long. [Coffee]
Back to stupid people... We all get our turn at the amusement park [LOL]