Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.[ROFL1]
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.[ROFL1]
It was on expendables 2, pretty funny in the context of the movie[Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by ronaldrwl
I will have to watch that. I wanted to see it but never got around to it.
The boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
chuck does not swim he lets the water surround him
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
chuck Norris does not do push ups.....he pushes the earth down!
There is an app for that.
Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris swims on land.
When Chuck Norris went off to college he told his dad that he was the man of the house now.
Chuck Norris and Justin Beiber got into a fight and the loser wasn't allow to go through puberty.
Chuck Norris can eat glitter and shit out a Twilight movie.
Chuck Norris once fucked up. Up still can't walk straight.
When Chuck Norris sends you a friend request... there is no ignore button.
When Chuck Norris gets and award. Kanye West sits down and shuts the fuck up.
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris can still kick your ass.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming the only one to get wet is your mother.