She has a neck, its just concealed under adipose tissue.
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without criminalizing the public how can we revoke their rights?
petty theft at best... but if we make it a felony then you cannot vote or own "baby killing fully automatic military style machine gun high capacity assault weapons"
see, we aren't wiping our asses with the BoR... we are just reclassifying your deviant criminal behavior.
There is absolutely no street cred with that charge, hey man what are you in for
Now you can watch free movies in Super-Max, bitches!
(J/K...seems very excessive to me.)
Ain't nobody got time for dat felony theft charge!
Seriously that's friggin stupid.
is there anyone in here who HASN'T done that as a kid????
Felony for $13.50...bulls**t. Yes, what they did was wrong. But not felony wrong. Capricious penalties like that do nothing to support the integrity of the legal system. If it has any integrity left...
Felony is excessive.
However, I'd like to point out that this isn't a couple of teenagers goofing around, these are adults who know better.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.