Death By Beaver

Dang that sucks!

God didn't damn it, the beaver did!

Wait, what were we talking about?

What's the dirtiest line ever spoken on network TV?

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

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Originally Posted by losttrail

What's the dirtiest line ever spoken on network TV?

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

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Weiner's new campaign slogan ??

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Originally Posted by BigDee

Wouldn't a good air rifle have enough power to take out a beaver? I'd think using an air rifle to silently take out a few beavers in areas you frequent might not be a bad idea.

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Not very likely, but if you had an eyeball shot, maybe...their hide is very thick. I used to go fishing every Sunday after church with my friend Albert, back in GA.... his grandfather's pond was over run by the critters. The first time we took one, all we had was a .22mag. It took several shots. The short version is that we eventually started taking a 30-30 simply to make it more humane. Pistol calibers didn't do it easily either. When they're swimming, it's impossible (dare I say, it REALLY IS IMPOSSIBLE) to get a head shot.

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Originally Posted by alxone

not the death by beaver that i would want , now the other "beaver" .......

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"Come and go at the same time." Richard Pryor

Beavers are Dangerous, at least it don't take his money first.[ROFL3]

I am not buying all he was trying to do was take a picture..... They are usually love to get pictured.....
I am sure their little photo session went just a bit too far....

We should ban all assault beavers...wait a minute...Israel has assault beavers...
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/936786/thu...large570.jpg?7

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Originally Posted by losttrail

What's the dirtiest line ever spoken on network TV?

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

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Well golly gee whiz, Ward gave Beaver the business!