If you could go back in time once...

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Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse

I would invent Microsoft and kick steve jobs and bill gates ass and make them work for me for very little pay and maybe I would also be the creator of facebook, google, and youtube as well, It would be awesome I would ride a unicorn as well

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I'd go back to the night I met my wife and run like hell the other way.

nuked kenya

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

I'd go back to the late 1950's and prevent a certain Kenyan from banging a certain Commie chick from KS... [Coffee]

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Just make sure it wasn't also Frank Marshall Davis that banged the commie chick from KS.

One day in May of 2006. I'd stop a certain 16 year old nephew from getting on the ATV that killed him.

If I had two chances, I'd use the other one to go back to some Friday before a giant powerball drawing and buy the right ticket.

Kind of presumptuous of you to assume I haven't already been back in time.

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Originally Posted by ray1970

Kind of presumptuous of you to assume I haven't already been back in time.

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Ah, so the state of the world is YOUR fault.

I'd go back to the 1780s with a pile of history and Constitutional law texts and show the Founding Fathers how Congress and the SCOTUS have (mis)interpreted the document they wrote. I'd leave documents showing the growth of taxation and government intrusion so they could guard against the 16th Amendment and other expansions of federal "power".

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

Ah, so the state of the world is YOUR fault.

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Lol. Probably.

Go back to the 1800's and find Titus Bass.