about to meet a strange customer

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Lol his name was caplock not Joe Dirt


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when i sent this list to you didn't it include "don't discuss this list on any forum?"

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Originally Posted by CapLock

Sitting on the side of the road killing time because I'm way to earley to meet a customer.
This is the first time I've had a reference call me to say this guy is fuckin weird you
Don't want to work for him. Lol. Guy don't want me looking at pictures don't talk to his
Kids. Sent me a two page email of things not to do at his house. Needing to talk in person
To get a feel for how nuts he is before we sign a contract. I think I want some references from
Him. Would ease my mind if I knew the other trades have been paid.

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been a long time.....

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Lol his name is caplock not Joe Dirt


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i was going to say he's being called Polly Prissy Pants

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Originally Posted by jhood001

I've never gone into a weirdos home for business, but this conversation reminds me of when I got the house measured for carpet -


I was in my home office working and the doorbell rang, so I minimized the browser I was working in really quick and ran upstairs.

Anyway, the guy finishes measuring the entire house and is looking a little uncomfortable as I'm signing the work order. I didn't think too much of it.

I went back to the office room to resume work and there is a pop-up taking up my entire 27" display of of a large black woman going to town on herself with a giant sex toy.

Apparently I got the pop-up from a torrent site I had visited earlier and it opened in its own window in the background. When I quickly minimized what I was working on and bolted for the door, I didn't stick around long enough to see what was open underneath and the pop-up was next in line.

So yeah. If you measure carpet for a living and you're on this site, I'm sorry and I promise I'm normal.

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I measured floors for carpet when I was in college.

The ghey guy houses were usually interesting. A closet full of guy mags, toys on the night stand, stacks of VHS pron (yes, I was in college a long time ago)... They did have the best decorated houses and bought the good stuff.

And now you know where the internet trolls live

Hm, I checked my backyard. He's not there.

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

This is going to be another jimmy Hoffa

tied up in a shed with a rubber ball in his mouth. that sucks!

I have always told clients that if they get a bad vibe decline the work. The work you turn down is often cheaper than the work you chase when desperate that then leads to lawsuits and hassle.

Weird I didn't make it home before blowing chunks. Driving with the door open letting it rip. I hope it was the McDonalds and not that he tried to ruffie me.
Really though he is a little strange but not crazy strange. I am going to do the job.

The last mason he had out came up to his door the first day and said he needed a drink. Guy takes him out a 44 oz glass of ice water. Mason say no man I need a fuckin beer. Home owner drinks a few beers with
him. From that point on the guy was drunk every day. He's just been burned a lot by general contractors. Also doesn't want any illegals so I kinda give him some points there. He does want quality work but with masonry I can always put my level on the work and ask them how it looks. Really no if and or buts there. I pointed out some stuff on his house that looks like shit in the brick work and I know it's going to drive him nuts. Maybe I'll get to fix it.

I am glad you checked back in after you "woke up from your ruffie drink" Your not missing a tooth are you?

I'm glad you are still alive

He hath risen!!

I hope you explained to him that you weren't a Free Mason [ROFL2]

Oh thank Jeebus CapLock is alive! We were worried about you there. Almost had to scramble QRF. [Beer]