Tonight....

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Originally Posted by th3w01f

Do they at least have free alcohol? If they do and you don't drink maybe I can swing by and liven up the conversation. :)

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Yes. Free alcohol. But I don't drink.

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Originally Posted by th3w01f

Sounds completely reasonable compared to my last conversation with my sister. According to her ISIS isn't a threat at all compared to the people in our government and Hollywood (A listers mainly) who have babies and children abducted so they can feed on them and drink their blood. Ohhh, and she is very concerned about chem trails.

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This dude wasn't done. I had to walk away. He was literally blaming me for everything.

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Its amazing what a guy will do/go through for a little pink spot. Good luck sucker, you sound miserable.

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Originally Posted by wyome

let us know how the beef tenderloin turns out...

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I thought he has a girlfriend.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

I wasn't sure what to do. I mean, how do you react to being blamed for Oklahoma City, 9/11, global warming, and for creating the clouds?

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Stand up yell FUCK YOU, then piss on him to show dominance. You really should have come by and taken me. They would still be huddled in the corner by the bar, or fire exit.

SCOTT BIAO'S THE ANTI CHRIST, SAY IT YOU WHORE OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Stand up yell FUCK YOU, then piss on him to show dominance. You really should have come by and taken me. They would still be huddled in the corner by the bar, or fire exit.

SCOTT BIAO'S THE ANTI CHRIST, SAY IT YOU WHORE OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I'd discreetly piss on him while pretending to listen and when he notices, yell 'fuck you'. If you yell first you're going to have to chase him around with your dick out.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Stand up yell FUCK YOU, then piss on him to show dominance. You really should have come by and taken me. They would still be huddled in the corner by the bar, or fire exit.

SCOTT BIAO'S THE ANTI CHRIST, SAY IT YOU WHORE OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yup. Your heart pumps baby shit if you don't do it.

I just read this.... The entire dinner table was discussing a funeral. I laughed, out loud, in the middle of the story of how the guy died.....

I might not need to be the one doing the breaking up.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

I just read this.... The entire dinner table was discussing a funeral. I laughed, out loud, in the middle of the story of how the guy died.....

I might not need to be the one doing the breaking up.

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LOL, I'm guessing she's not a member here?

Damn technically I was offered 2 members women here today [Coffee]

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Damn technically I was offered 2 members women here today [Coffee]

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I think I've seen that video on the web.

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Originally Posted by th3w01f

LOL, I'm guessing she's not a member here?

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She doesn't like guns. And voted for Obama. Twice.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

She doesn't like guns. And voted for Obama. Twice.

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Damn dude you that hard up..........nvm [Beer]

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

She doesn't like guns. And voted for Obama. Twice.

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Well... I see this as a viable option:

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0e2177f6.gif

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

She doesn't like guns. And voted for Obama. Twice.

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And you wonder about us.[LOL]

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Originally Posted by jerrymrc

And you wonder about us.[LOL]

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Just you, specifically.

When you gonna let me buy you that beer?

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

She doesn't like guns. And voted for Obama. Twice.

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Well now you've lost just about any chance of someone showing up to take her off your hands tonight.

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Originally Posted by th3w01f

Well now you've lost just about any chance of someone showing up to take her off your hands tonight.

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There was no chance any of you would take her anyway. Hell, I only took her because she was the only option at the time and she put out.

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I had a mentor early on that had a ton of women on the side. His advice was when he was ready to dump one he would take the Hershey highway. If she liked it he'd keep her around a little longer and if she didn't it took care of its self. Wise old man...


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Originally Posted by Firehaus

I had a mentor early on that had a ton of women on the side. His advice was when he was ready to dump one he would take the Hershey highway. If she liked it he'd keep her around a little longer and if she didn't it took care of its self. Wise old man...


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I've been warned against that numerous times..... Sadly, I like my man parts too much to try it.

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Live dangerously, get her drunk and play like it was an accident. Flaming liberal chicks love it, they just pretend to say they don't.


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Ahhhh hahahhahaha. It's over early! Freedom!!!!!! Freedom!!!!!!!


Now.... off to work I go...


By the way, the beef was overdone, the veggies lacked seasoning, and the mashed potatoes were lumpy and way under done.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

Ahhhh hahahhahaha. It's over early! Freedom!!!!!! Freedom!!!!!!!


Now.... off to work I go...


By the way, the beef was overdone, the veggies lacked seasoning, and the mashed potatoes were lumpy and way under done.

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So what the fuck does that mean??

Did u break up with her, or what??

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

Ahhhh hahahhahaha. It's over early! Freedom!!!!!! Freedom!!!!!!!


Now.... off to work I go...


By the way, the beef was overdone, the veggies lacked seasoning, and the mashed potatoes were lumpy and way under done.

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that's great, but how was the sodomy? finish the story!

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Originally Posted by th3w01f

I think I've seen that video on the web.

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[ROFL1]

http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL59.../410063542.jpg

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Originally Posted by Firehaus

Live dangerously, get her drunk and play like it was an accident. Flaming liberal chicks love it, they just pretend to say they don't.


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Screw that. he should have said You know darlin, looking at you in this light has me so hard, I want to toss you on the table, stick my tongue up you ass ,start swinging you around the dance floor. Any song you'd like me to have the dj play?

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Screw that. he should have said You know darlin, looking at you in this light has me so hard, I want to toss you on the table, stick my tongue up you ass ,start swinging you around the dance floor. Any song you'd like me to have the dj play?

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You bought it, you pay for it. Way too much trouble for a little squeeze. You knew better going in. Man up and ask for a new title.

The forum will be more than happy to help.

How about "Candyass Shleprock".

Jim wins. Even beat my conversation tonight with my little brother about hiring lesbian ginger midget strippers for his bachelor party.

We determined that if it was near Halloween we could even have them put overalls on like chucky.




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Originally Posted by Firehaus

Jim wins. Even beat my conversation tonight with my little brother about hiring lesbian ginger midget strippers for his bachelor party.

We determined that if it was near Halloween we could even have them put overalls on like chucky.




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Guess I'm just old school. None of this I'm having a problem with my girl friend. Back then it was sorry it ain't working. OR lime, shovel and a long night ahead of you. Hypothetically speaking.

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Originally Posted by boomerhc9

that's great, but how was the sodomy? finish the story!

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If I had a dollar for every time I've had to answer that question. :)

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Screw that. he should have said You know darlin, looking at you in this light has me so hard, I want to toss you on the table, stick my tongue up you ass ,start swinging you around the dance floor. Any song you'd like me to have the dj play?

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Dammit Jim! Now I got this song stuck in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYSSD0SVhN0

Didn't break up with her yet. But the dinner thing is over.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fred

Didn't break up with her yet. But the dinner thing is over.

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Little sodomy to loosen up the after dinner affair, her not you. While doing so ask her how she liked dinner. The spin around and go great here's leftovers.
Yeah I'm a heartless bastard. BUT if Mrs. Fredrica doesn't have the ovaries someone has to push.

Does this guy remind anyone else of JM?

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

Does this guy remind anyone else of JM?

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Forgot about him

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

Does this guy remind anyone else of JM?

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Who's that?

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Originally Posted by Gunner

Forgot about him

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Liar.

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

Does this guy remind anyone else of JM?

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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck......

bahahaahahaha LOL

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Originally Posted by Mazin

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck......

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Them the duck is clearly into dude ducks.