Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.
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Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.
be patient or you'll be a patient
you wanna a true story or a good one?
"Shitter's full"
Do your homework
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
1- If I were you I'd run.
2- If you were me you'd be good looking.
I say this all the time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Graves
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Hurry up and wait
Embrace the suck
Go fu@$ yourself
And....OMAHA!
Life's not fair.
People are no damned good.
This is going to hurt you way more than it's going to hurt me.
It's all in the reflexes -- Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
If stupid hurts, you should be dead.
You two are as dumb as a bag of hammers.
This place is a geographical oddity. It is three days from everywhere.
If you run from me you are going to die tired.
We are all victims, but none more than me!
Educations don't come cheap
You must of been born on the highway...considering that's where most accidents occur.
You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.
For the win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter
The worst you ever had was wonderful.
If you are unarmed, you are a victim.
HA!
If that guy had a brainstorm it would be a light drizzle.
Lets compromise and do it my way.
If it hurts don't do it, unless you like it then do it again
Suck it up and act like a man.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screeming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
you are just you;r daddies little squirt
You can't fix stupid.
His elevator does not go to the top floor!
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic!
He's a half bubble out of plumb!
He's one brick short of a load!
He's dumber than a pile of dirt!
I'm busier than a one legged man in a but kicking contest!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
Sharp as a bag of marbles.
I'm your huckleberry
You're a daisy if you do!
you look like a dog shitting peach stones
Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone that you meet.
I have to piss like a 2 dick dinosaur
eat shit and die
Trust me, I'm a Doctor.
"I don't have to worry about money, because I don't have any money to worry about!"
Attachment 53411Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
You're like a championship bass, I can't decide if I should mount you or eat you!
It looks dangerous. You go first. - from Indiana Jones
"the fingers you have used are too fat, mash the keypad with your palm now"-simpson's automated phone answererQuote:
Originally Posted by Guylee
"This one goes to 11", Nigel Tufnel
Slicker than snot on a doorknob.