How to be a good LIBERAL...
How to be a good LIBERAL...
> Another one of those silly missives that captures the heart of liberalism
> so well.
> Still having a hard time believing any person who has attained any level
> of intelligence and logic can sit 'on that side of the aisle'.
>
> **How To Be a Good Liberal... **
>
You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.**
>
You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.**
You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese and North Korean Communists.**
You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.**
You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.**
>
You have to believe that defined gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.**
>
You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.**
>
You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.**
>
You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.**
>
You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.**
>
You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.**
>
You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.**
>
You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.**
>
You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.**
>
You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and that she is a
very nice person.**
>
You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked any-
where it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.**
>
You have to believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.**
>
You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
Christian manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.**
>
You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.**
>
You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers Christmas
Day off but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."**
>
You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing
conspiracy. **
>
Needless to say, I am not a liberal.