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03-09-2017, 20:25
Ronin13

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Originally Posted by Irving

It is! People who like FDE and shoot .40 cal also believe the world is flat.

Just wait till the people with AK's chambered in .300 blk show up...

[ROFL2]
03-09-2017, 20:26
SAnd

I had a science teacher that told us one day that he would tell us the truth then teach us the popular theory. We could believe whichever we wanted.

He said the truth was that there was no such thing as gravity. We stay down because the whole world sucks. He then spent the rest of the week teaching the popular theory of gravity.

The funny thing is I don't remember any of the popular theory.
03-09-2017, 21:09
Skip

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Originally Posted by Irving

It is! People who like FDE and shoot .40 cal also believe the world is flat.

Just wait till the people with AK's chambered in .300 blk show up...

Post reported for hurt feels.
03-09-2017, 21:21
Irving

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Originally Posted by Skip

Post reported for hurt feels.

Are you feeling a little flatter and darker than usual today? lol
03-09-2017, 22:26
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by cstone

The world is round but flat and is carried on the back of four elephants who are standing on the shell of Great A 'Tuin, an immense star turtle. I know this to be true because I learned it as a student while attending Unseen University.

Tell your neighbor to cease his self medicating...but try to be nice about it and make sure he has no sharp objects nearby when you tell him.

Be safe.

You have good taste in literature.
03-10-2017, 01:38
KevDen2005

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Originally Posted by Irving

Met with a roofer once who went on and on about how the moon is really a hollow metal sphere. He found out by watching a documentary that said they were listening to the moon once when an asteroid struck the moon and it vibrated like a gong for several hours. He also knew who Alex Jones was and was into all of that shit. I had the same response as Dave.

I think the same people are believing the moon or the area around the moon is ice...something like that....My neighbor tried to tell me all that stuff too....but I always shut him down... you know because of science.
03-10-2017, 01:42
Ronin13

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Originally Posted by izzy

This thread delivers. I want to meet one of these folks and have the conversation so badly.

I'd tread carefully- conversing with idiots runs the risk of having your IQ drop slightly. Remember that age old adage: You just can't convince a dog he's a cat.
03-10-2017, 02:43
GilpinGuy

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

I'd tread carefully- conversing with idiots runs the risk of having your IQ drop slightly. Remember that age old adage: You just can't convince a dog he's a cat.

It's been said many a time and in different ways: "You are a combination of those you surround yourself with".
03-10-2017, 04:13
Ronin13

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

It's been said many a time and in different ways: "You are a combination of those you surround yourself with".

Thank God I don't surround myself with SJW Snowflake Progressives! [LOL]
03-10-2017, 08:26
68Charger

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Originally Posted by SAnd

I had a science teacher that told us one day that he would tell us the truth then teach us the popular theory. We could believe whichever we wanted.

He said the truth was that there was no such thing as gravity. We stay down because the whole world sucks.

This reminded me of "dark sucker" theory....there is no such thing as light, just the absence (or partial absence) of dark... bulbs are actually dark suckers that send the dark to the power company. When they quit working, you can usually see the bulb has some dark stuck in it after they fail.
The Sun is the biggest dark sucker is our solar system... other stars that have sucked up all the dark that they can will explode and turn into black holes... because of the massive amounts of dark they have sucked.
03-10-2017, 09:17
Skip

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Originally Posted by Irving

Are you feeling a little flatter and darker than usual today? lol

Double reported!!!!!
03-10-2017, 09:55
KevDen2005

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Thank God I don't surround myself with SJW Snowflake Progressives! [LOL]

Aren't you pretty much completely surrounded by liberals and socialists that not only want a free government handout but are actually getting it?
03-10-2017, 09:59
izzy

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

I'd tread carefully- conversing with idiots runs the risk of having your IQ drop slightly. Remember that age old adage: You just can't convince a dog he's a cat.

I don't want to convince anyone of anything just want to hear someone talk about this who seriously believes it. They really need to make an ancient aliens type of show about this stuff.
03-10-2017, 11:47
O2HeN2

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Originally Posted by 68Charger

....there is no such thing as light, just the absence (or partial absence) of dark...

There's also the smoke theory of electronics. It all runs on smoke, and when you see a puff of smoke escaping the electronics (chip, capacitor, whatever), it stops working.

O2
03-10-2017, 14:42
RblDiver

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Originally Posted by cstone

The world is round but flat and is carried on the back of four elephants who are standing on the shell of Great A 'Tuin, an immense star turtle. I know this to be true because I learned it as a student while attending Unseen University.

Tell your neighbor to cease his self medicating...but try to be nice about it and make sure he has no sharp objects nearby when you tell him.

Be safe.

At least we have the Circumfence to keep us from falling off!
03-10-2017, 14:56
longrange2

Are these the same people running around their back yard spraying vinegar in the air to combat Chemtrails?
03-10-2017, 15:00
Zundfolge

I contend that 90%+ of those out there postulating flat earth theories are just trolling. Its the 10% or so seem to really believe this stuff that you need to worry about and should probably distance yourself from.
03-10-2017, 18:07
TFOGGER

At night does it become Flat Dark Earth?
03-10-2017, 18:27
68Charger

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

At night does it become Flat Dark Earth?

Where do you think they got the color from?
03-10-2017, 18:48
GilpinGuy

Why the hell would anyone want to make a conspiracy about the earth being round if indeed it is actually flat anyway?
03-10-2017, 19:23
CS1983

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

Why the hell would anyone want to make a conspiracy about the earth being round if indeed it is actually flat anyway?

So that people don't freak out about the real reason for population control: the earth potentially tipping over like Guam.
03-10-2017, 19:40
cstone

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Originally Posted by RblDiver

At least we have the Circumfence to keep us from falling off!

Are you sea trolling me? [ROFL1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92qunrUPkNA
03-10-2017, 20:13
Ronin13

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Originally Posted by KevDen2005

Aren't you pretty much completely surrounded by liberals and socialists that not only want a free government handout but are actually getting it?

That's at work... not by choice. Although some days can be summed up like this:
https://youtu.be/_M-BcQLEAJY

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Originally Posted by izzy

I don't want to convince anyone of anything just want to hear someone talk about this who seriously believes it. They really need to make an ancient aliens type of show about this stuff.

I would watch that show. Georgio Tsoukoulas (or however you spell it) is highly entertaining on Ancient Aliens.
03-11-2017, 12:16
Aloha_Shooter

So all kiddies who were in public school during the Clinton years are now hitting middle age and there's a rise in morons spouting off about Flat Earth? Maybe just a coincidence ...
03-11-2017, 16:52
Gman

http://youtu.be/KvAk9718Jo8
03-19-2017, 17:37
00tec

Apparently Shaq is a flat earther...
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/so-appa...035813782.html

“It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this s*** is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.”
03-19-2017, 17:49
Mercula

"Round earthers " lmfao. That guy is great. Hadn't seen that one yet.
03-19-2017, 19:17
Irving

Shaq would be even more upset to find out that directly opposite the planet of most places on Earth is actually ocean.
03-20-2017, 08:41
Aloha_Shooter

I ceased caring when other people spouted nonsense -- particularly celebrities -- sometime around middle school ...
03-20-2017, 08:54
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter

I ceased caring when other people spouted nonsense -- particularly celebrities -- sometime around middle school ...

Tell me about it. Imaging if they went from science to politics.
03-20-2017, 12:13
roberth

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Originally Posted by Irving

Shaq would be even more upset to find out that directly opposite the planet of most places on Earth is actually ocean.

But I want to dig to China, not some place wherein abides a watery tart!!
03-20-2017, 12:48
Irving

If I were SpaceX, I'd be marketing pretty hard to Flat Earther celebrities.
03-20-2017, 13:23
izzy

Someone should ask Shaq if he used GPS at all when he drove from FL to CA. Because how's the work without a satellite?
03-20-2017, 13:30
CS1983

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Originally Posted by izzy

Someone should ask Shaq if he used GPS at all when he drove from FL to CA. Because how's the work without a satellite?

Radio towers for triangulation... do you even tinfoil? :D
03-20-2017, 14:04
Gman

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Originally Posted by roberth

But I want to dig to China, not some place wherein abides a watery tart!!

Why? You could become king.
03-20-2017, 14:16
osok-308

I'm amazed that people buy into the whole flat earth theory. It must be because there is so much money in fooling people into thinking that the Earth is round.
03-20-2017, 14:38
Ah Pook

But but Tila Tequila believes. [tinhat][Poke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlInSc_G3UI
03-20-2017, 16:11
cstone

10 points off your IQ for every 10 seconds of listening to Tila Tequila. Life has to have consequences.
03-20-2017, 16:43
wctriumph

We're doomed, doomed ...

By the time it gets really bad I should be dead and buried, I hope not for another 40 years.
03-20-2017, 16:46
TRnCO

I guess it just doesn't surprise me that there are those that believe in flat earth, and I say this because of a lady in my district that called the office about some contractors "running diesel engines that were damaging her trees in her front yard". Yeah, we had a construction project in front of her house and there were 3 trucks with their engines running the whole time, and she believed that her trees were being damaged because of this.
After I talked to her I realized I couldn't communicate on a low enough level to convince her otherwise, so I called the boss and let him try. I don't think he succeeded either.

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