Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and live
Howard Gene Ferguson ( Grandpa )
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Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and live
Howard Gene Ferguson ( Grandpa )
The only thing that separates man from animal is our affinity for toilet paper.
Just when I think I'm winning the rat race, along come faster rats.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Some are more equal than others.
Freedom means nothing left to lose.
I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by moment on the razor-edge of danger and must be fought for.
-Thornton Wilder
I’m the only one in the room, that I know of, professional enough to carry this glock 40... ouch
DEA agent Lee Paige
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~
It is better to travel alone, than to travel with a bad passenger.
Unknown
If your cry into your cement, it just makes everything harder in the end.
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
~Will Rogers~
as requested- by some wise ass
Intelligence is knowing the tomato is actually a fruit
Wisdom is not putting it in the fruit salad.
Everybody is crazy
It's merely the state of adjustment they are in on any given day that is of question.
Bite small and chew well.
Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of our language.
A masticater, I see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erni
Please, brush your teeth after masticating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook
the rational investigation of questions about existence and knowledge and ethics
If you stay in the Dark too long, the Darkness starts to control you.....when you stop coming out of the Dark, the Darkness owns you.
Sometimes you face difficulties not because you’re doing something wrong, but because you’re doing something right.
Just cause you have the tools.
Doesn't mean you have the knowledge
The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
Farking amen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
“Bacony is a word, right? If not, it should be…”
Everything is better with bacon.
Is it just me, or is Kowalski Lives's avatar broken for everybody?
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If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.
God looks after cripples and idiots, and you ain’t limping!
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Persons can be kind and intelligent. PEOPLE are stupid assholes.
Also,Quote:
Originally Posted by flogger
Sometimes you are the bug, sometimes you are the windshield
Obviously not a married philosopher.Quote:
Originally Posted by BladesNBarrels
If at first you don't succeed, don't try ski diving.
"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Teddy Roosevelt
The band I was in in high school and college was called "Yellow Snow". Good times.....Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo