Wow! They must really hate that one African county.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
[LOL]
Idiots.
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Wow! They must really hate that one African county.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
[LOL]
Idiots.
Country?
I know it's just a typo, but when you also call them "idiots" in the same post...
[facepalm]
In other Niger news...
Oil tanker explosion kills dozens in NigerQuote:
At least 55 people killed and 36 others injured while collecting petrol from an overturned tanker in Niamey.
A misspelled tattoo is slightly more egregious than a typo right?
Oh noes, I wasn't perfect on the internet. :(
If I tattoo someone with a racist epithet* I'll make sure to run it through spell check and type very slowly.
*Which is part of the "idiot" thing.
ETA: typo
LIKE
We know you can take a joke. [Coffee]
[Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
I used to split my time evenly between CO and FL due to my fishing problem. When the corps of engineers isn't dumping Lake O in both directions, the fishing is pretty good but eventually fuel runs low and you have to return to land. That's when the weirdness starts again. I doubt it's possible to find as many shady goings-on in any other state, it's an unusual place to be sure. Unless I planned on spending most waking hours offshore, I'd never schedule a trip to Florida.
Florida is best enjoyed from afar via stories about Florida Man.
Was reading a review of the Pokemon: Detective Pikachu movie on Rotten Tomatoes website. This was from one of the critics that didn't like it;
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Oil and water. Toothpaste and orange juice. Good decisions and Florida. Some things just don't go together, and you can add Ryan Reynolds' voice and Pikachu to that list.
Ok the meth thing is wrong, i get that, but everything else too?
I'm pondering if drinking wine on a motorized shopping cart, while on private property, qualifies as an open container violation...Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
And she's way too hot to be addicted to meth...
Fake news. A Florida woman but they show a Georgia mugshot?
A rule I've learned to follow... Never comment on the attractiveness of a female on the internet if the neck is covered.Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Florida woman in Georgia.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
She broke containment.
Another funny one;
Only in Florida: 80-Year-Old Shoots 73-Year-Old Armed Robber
Now that you mention it... I think I see your point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip
Dang kids....Quote:
Originally Posted by Skully
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by KS63
I think this is actually a good result for this person, just very Florida-like how she went about enrolling in the program.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wfl...ugs/2007585172
Python exits toilet and bites man
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.nap...amp/1266438001
A new Direction;
Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom's head
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A Florida man was arrested Sunday after an alleged culinary confrontation in which police say the 27-year-old hurled an ear of corn at his mother's head.
Cody Cummins was arrested at about 3:30 a.m. after being accused of the corn kerfuffle at a Zephyrills home, WOFL reported, citing the Pasco County Sheriff's Office.Cummins is accused of throwing the corn cob at his mom. Officials said the woman was hurt, but didn't sustain any injuries in the food fight.
Cummins allegedly fled the scene, but was later tracked down and taken into custody. Online arrest records show he was charged with domestic battery.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...sex-act-police
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A Florida man is facing manslaughter charges, accused of accidentally and fatally shooting a woman during a sex act on Sunday, authorities said.
Andrew Shinault, 23, shot a woman in her 20s in the upper body with his registered handgun about 12:30 p.m., the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said in a news release.
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/...V2RDXQKCT9khWw
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Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire
DAVE WEASEL
GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife.
http://i1.wp.com/thevalleyreport.com...03%2C302&ssl=1
The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.
^ That ain't right....
Dude looks like a bearded/long-haired Pvt Leonard Lawrence, aka Pvt Fat Body, aka Pvt Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.
This is why everyone is Googling 'Florida man' and their birthday
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Let's face it: There's a little bit of "Florida Man" in all of us.
At least, that's the idea behind the Florida Man Challenge, a viral social media joke that plays upon the plight of Florida residents who find themselves in strange predicaments ? and sometimes in handcuffs.
The Florida Man meme dates to 2013, according to website Know Your Meme, focusing on news headlines featuring "bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida."
Jan. 29, 2019: Florida man thought he was stealing opioids but instead got laxatives, police say
Sept. 7, 2018: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Why Florida?: Here's why Florida is the source of so many wild crime stories
The challenge started with a simple game: Google "Florida Man" and your birthday to find out what headline turns up.
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/05/1...rap-warehouse/
Have you ever moved a used appliance & not opened it beforehand to check for content?
Florida man died doing what he loved.Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
I'm no expert but I imagine that thing smelled like death for some time. It should have been obvious. Unless it was a warehouse for storing disappeared bodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
It’s not a stripper pole...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wpt...ds%3f_amp=true
I was waiting for the one I saw this morning where the lady squeezed her boyfriends testicles until they bled.
If you're dating a FL girl, make sure you agree on a safe word during the first date.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
What the?
Would've been better if he had played the Oscar Meyer Wiener song & added a little dill relish.
I didn't see this one here...
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-w...trumps-country
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A Florida woman who stabbed herself three times in the stomach with a kitchen knife reportedly told responding officers it was all because of President Trump.
News article, with her bikini pics includedQuote:
Originally Posted by Irving
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/927427...d-florida/amp/
Good find, article I read didn't have those.
Homicide here in Pueblo West a few days ago...
https://www.chieftain.com/news/20190...story-of-feuds
http://youtu.be/F5JIpT4GkyMQuote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris