It's Movie Quote Thursday

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

"Jimmy, do you like movies about Gladiators?""

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I don't know why, but Bert is always asking all the new guys at work this question................[Coffee]

"This is the AK-47 assault rifle. The preferred weapon of our enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired upon you, so remember it!!"

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Originally Posted by sabot_round

"This is the AK-47 assault rifle. The preffered weapon of our enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired upon you, so remember it!!"

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FMJ.

"You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word?"

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

FMJ.

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Nope!! Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

FMJ.

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Epic fail.
Heartbreak Ridge


Oh, and I figured out what your unknown container is......

Marston:How long after he was hit did you hear the report?

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

"You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word?"

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"Tommy Boy"

And please do tell.......

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Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse

what about this on 1st page

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By adding another quote, from the same movie to my OP, zip, nip, tip whoever he is got it.
HOWEVER since there were no ground rules up front

Here ya go, Anyone else need a hug?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHKWzWtBzM

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Originally Posted by jim

By adding another quote, from the same movie to my OP, zip, nip, tip whoever he is got it.
HOWEVER since there were no ground rules up front

Here ya go, Anyone else need a hug?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHKWzWtBzM

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Thanks Tim. It was a fun distraction of a thread.

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Originally Posted by zip

Thanks Tim. It was a fun distraction of a thread.

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Jim. Its JIM
AND Do something about that damn bug.........................

Movie thread revamp - "Quote a movie"

Next thread response should name that movie, short clip attached optional, then follow with another quote.

For instance: "Course, I could get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."

Tommy Boy?

Ok try this one:

"Would you boys like some grape kool aid?"

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Originally Posted by mahabali

Tommy Boy?

"Would you boys like some grape kool aid?"

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That movie with roller blades...... Airborne

"How come every time I'm done takin a shit, one chunk comes back."

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

http://wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/MOVIE...ability_sn.wav

How could this be?

For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/wavs/as_good_as_it_gets/asgood4.wav



http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/wa...s/asgood10.wav

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Originally Posted by Hoser

There was a Demon that lived in the air.

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The Right Stuff

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Originally Posted by zip

I shoulda remembered the rocks.

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Braveheart

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

Marston:How long after he was hit did you hear the report?

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Quigley Down Under

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Originally Posted by jim

Jim. Its JIM
AND Do something about that damn bug.........................

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[ROFL1]

OK, here's mine:
Occupation?
Stand up philosopher.
What?
Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Oh, a bullshit artist!
*Grumble*...
Did you bullshit last week?
No.
Did you try to bullshit last week?
Yes!

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

By far one of my favorite scenes in a movie followed by a close second...

Say what again, Say WHAT again! I dare you. I double dare you mother fucker say what one more God damned time.

An easy on. All from the same movie:
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

Six months and no "Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night's rest? I missed you!"

http://youtu.be/xMOWYGrtY9c

Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Shit

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Originally Posted by Rucker61

Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Shit

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Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.. Love that movie..

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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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Originally Posted by Troublco

OK, here's mine:
Occupation?
Stand up philosopher.
What?
Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Oh, a bullshit artist!
*Grumble*...
Did you bullshit last week?
No.
Did you try to bullshit last week?
Yes!

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History of the World Part 1, love Mel Brooks movies.


One from me even though it's Friday. "Strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away."[werdo]

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Originally Posted by CrufflerSteve

An easy on. All from the same movie:
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

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Army of Darkness. Great film. Evil Dead 2 was still my favorite of the series.
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...Ku4KSamOcCfzHA

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Originally Posted by CrufflerSteve

An easy on. All from the same movie:
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

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Army of Darkness. Great film. Still think Evil Dead 2 was the best of the series.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...Ku4KSamOcCfzHA

"He's our king.
How do you know he's a king?
Cause he hasn't got shit all over him."

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Originally Posted by USAFGopherMike

"He's our king.
How do you know he's a king?
Cause he hasn't got shit all over him."

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Monty Pythons Holy Grail!


Mine:
"Badges?!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Hint: same movie as the quote in my sig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

Monty Pythons Holy Grail!


Mine:
"Badges?!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Hint: same movie as the quote in my sig

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Same one that gave us:

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

"Well Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures. What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I don't know. Play chess ... Screw."
"Well let's play chess."

"Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degrees!... Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen"

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Originally Posted by brutal

Six months and no "Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night's rest? I missed you!"

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Blazing Saddles.

How about these (from the same movie):

"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!"

and my favorite..."This movie was shot in 3B - three beers and it looks good, eh?"

Strange Brew?

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

"I have two guns, one for each of ya"

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Tombstone.......[Awesom]

"Girls, put on your no entry signs, were about to confront....guysssssssssss"

"I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke...Now, you know this bloke."
"Do I?"
"This is a bloke you know."

10 high-fives for whoever gets this without a hint or cheating.

Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

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Originally Posted by Dave

Strange Brew?

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Yup.

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Originally Posted by waxthis

"Girls, put on your no entry signs, were about to confront....guysssssssssss"

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I already did this movie. History of the World, Part 1.

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Originally Posted by bogie

Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

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I know I've seen this movie. Some mob movie right? I want to say Goodfellas?