total of 725 primed so far...on track for getting all 223 brass primed...sweet
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total of 725 primed so far...on track for getting all 223 brass primed...sweet
i got to snip my right nut....
was a an awesome procedure , highly recommend it!
peas are over rated...CORN is where it's at!
right now it looks like a vegie salad on my junk
It's all Bush's fault.
TMIQuote:
Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow
[LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by losttrail
[ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by wyome
Hmm... I'll try this one:Quote:
Originally Posted by wyome
Black Eyed Peas are over rated..... KORN is where it's at.
Fergie can jump on my junk...blahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by losttrail
Don't I know it. I had my snip-job in Oct '92. I told he doctor to read the note in my records about how locals don't work well on me - he ognored it. When I told the doctor I felt him making the incision, he told me I was wrong & was only "feeling the pressure" from what he was doing. Then,... He hit a nerve! Hot pain shot down my legs & thoughout my torso & he could tell I felt it. Tears were pouring out! His reaction? He said "Well, I guess you really don't take to locals." He was much more careful about what he was doing after that - knowing I could feel EVERYTHING.Quote:
Originally Posted by henpecked
So, anyone want to drop a Playboy off at Buckshot's place?
redtube and madthumbs are on the block list in the firewall...wife is responsible for 18 out of the 20 required fluid transfers...gotta find another woman for the other 2...Quote:
So, anyone want to drop a Playboy off at Buckshot's place?
damn ginsue, that sucks monkey butt...sorry to bring up a bad memory...
So far, the local was the worst part, that needle going into the sack is frig'n awful. THat hurt more than the post procedure (as of right now)...Didn't hurt as bad as dislocating my elbow in a football game at UNO.
At least you won't chase cars anymore!
You'll find that getting up to go to the bathroom is more comfortable if you stay hunched over & walk like a 100 year old man.
My wife was in the room for mine. I also had a medical student who was supposed to do one side. Part way thru the procedure, the med student started leaning on my leg harder and harder. The dr asked her if she needed to sit down. She said no and kept pressing harder and harder down on my leg with her hands. Finally she said she was going to have to sit down because she was getting light headed. Needless to say she didn't get to snip anything. I should have asked if my wife could do the cutting, but she would have run around telling everyone that she had cut my nuts off herself.
When I returned to work, there was a missing poster put up in the breakroom with 2 pistacios taped to it, saying to contact me if found.
Make sure you are wearing a jock. The support makes a huge difference.
2 lessons learned...1, ginsue is right...the vwalk is a pita for anything...second, i got whitey tighties on ( i run boxers ) and my "supporter" from the old college football days...never thought i'd wear that stuff again!
ps, just chamfered another 750 pieces of brass...fingers are wearing thin. Time for some WoT or WoWP
There, I fixed it for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuckNorris
my wife agrees with you...Quote:
Originally Posted by BPTactical
hey u were supposed to get that done 2 weekends ago when March Madness first kicked off [facepalm]
I'll be there soon my friend.......
No cutting tools allowed below my naval or above my knees. End of story.
bring a set of headphones, and stock up on corn...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinelement
i hate basketball, so it wasn't based off of bball...more of a timing thing w/spring break...Quote:
Originally Posted by wagzs
another lesson learned, capt'n morgan can replace tequila...
Well...when I had mine done, infection set in...nutsack swelled up the size of a cantaloupe. Had to crawl on my hands and knees to hit the head for 5 full days. Was off work for a total of 10 days. I told myself...NEVER AGAIN.
dangQuote:
Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow
Originally, I had that same attitude but was finally guilted into it after repeated getting told by people how it was a simple outpatient "procedure" but for a woman to get a tubal it was considered major surgery. When my wife asked me what finally changed my mind, I told her I came to realize that I could cheat on her without worry of fathering another child. She didn't see the humor in it like I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by losttrail
The doctor that did mine told me that he only had 1 person with "post-procedure" problems. Turns out that he was at the same base in Korea almost exactly the same 12 months I was there. In his year there he performed more than 300 vasectomies. One of these was on a Captain who failed to heed the advice to stay down for 3 days after the "procedure" - he went out immediately after the surgery & played 18 holes of golf. The next day he was back @ the hospital with his scrotum swelled up like a basketball. Needless to say, after hearing that story, I stayed down for 3 days except to go to the bathroom.
You didn't do this just to get some attention did you? [facepalm]Quote:
Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow
You must be hanging out with ray1970 again ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by henpecked
Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".
no i do not need attention mr santa claus, just was drugged and seduced by wife...ahh it'll be ok, it's quick, just think, we don't have to pay 50$ for bc every month...fucking bs...how the hell am i to sleep tonight?Quote:
Originally Posted by R&S
Can't ya just get a catheter?Quote:
Originally Posted by theGinsue
damn i wish, the shake is the worse part!Quote:
Originally Posted by roberth
Well hang in there. Enjoy your tequila.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. :)
Did mine a few years ago, a week later the stitch broke and the hole reopened bigger while at work. Took forever to heal after that. Take it easy for a couple weeks.
good point, advice is taken to heart...don't need another hole in that area...Quote:
Originally Posted by bowhunter
shake it more than twice your playing with it. Ho Ho Ho.Quote:
Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow
Seriously, sorry to hear you're in pain and I hope you get well soon.