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03-27-2018, 11:27
Irving

Quote:

Originally Posted by ray1970

Someone told me those store bought ducks can’t fly and I told him that if I had ducks I would teach them to fly.

Ask him if ducks bought out of the back of a pick-up truck in a bar parking lot after everyone else has gone home can fly.
03-27-2018, 11:44
OtterbatHellcat

Well shucks....home from work with a wrecked back.

Dammit.
03-27-2018, 13:24
brutal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Well shucks....home from work with a wrecked back.

Dammit.

Ouch, hope you feel better soon.

I have some wrecked relationships right now.

It's funny, you send out a group text telling several people that they are taking advantage of you, disrespectful of your generosity, and they pissed off at you. WTF?
03-27-2018, 13:33
OtterbatHellcat

Thank you,

That sucks,

And yeah, folks don't like being called on shitbaggery. Hey, you said what you needed to say to them, and if they're butt hurt about abusing your generosity.....F 'em. Anyone in a respectful relationship with you should wake up and appreciate where you're coming from and perhaps reevaluate what they might have been doing wrong and attempt to fix it. Not cry about it.
03-27-2018, 13:38
OtterbatHellcat

I think I'll go prone for a while to see if that helps, I thought I was starting to feel more mobile from some over the counter stuff but it's going the other way again.
03-27-2018, 17:53
brutal

I think part of the butthurt is calling them all out so they all see that I'm pissed at all of them...

Only one of the three has actually made an apology, and she's not blood.
03-27-2018, 21:02
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by brutal

I think part of the butthurt is calling them all out so they all see that I'm pissed at all of them...

Only one of the three has actually made an apology, and she's not blood.

Isn't that the way it always goes. Most of the time the apology never comes due to them knowing how bad that actually messed up.
03-27-2018, 21:06
Irving

Just got a dead blow hammer. Who gon stop me huh?! Who gon stop me?!
03-27-2018, 21:35
crays

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Just got a dead blow hammer. Who gon stop me huh?! Who gon stop me?!

(cue impending story of how Irving beaned his wife in the head and yelled, "Boom! headshot")

Nuff said......

Sent from somewhere
03-27-2018, 21:51
buffalobo

Quote:

Originally Posted by crays

(cue impending story of how Irving beaned his wife in the head and yelled, "Boom! headshot")

Nuff said......

Sent from somewhere

I think she will take it away and beat him stupid. Or tuck it under her arm and say "you gotta sleep sometime..."
03-27-2018, 21:54
Mazin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Just got a dead blow hammer. Who gon stop me huh?! Who gon stop me?!

Dude that's crazy I was just telling the wife I needed one about an hour ago [Beer]

Great minds.......great minds
03-27-2018, 22:46
Great-Kazoo

Death is the #1 killer in the world.
03-27-2018, 22:47
Great-Kazoo

Life is

Sexually Transmitted
03-28-2018, 08:21
fly boy

guess what day it is..... guess what day
03-28-2018, 08:29
OtterbatHellcat

ER visit last night...fun.

Pills, pads, creams and more pills. Mandatory Center for occupational health and services visit today....yay. Might have to uber it downtown, don't know yet...waiting a phone call and heading back to bed.

This sucks elephant balls.
03-28-2018, 08:31
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by fly boy

guess what day it is..... guess what day

Taco's?
03-28-2018, 08:33
fly boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Taco's?

Burritos?
03-28-2018, 08:48
OtterbatHellcat

Both sound equally as yummy.
03-28-2018, 10:42
fly boy

indeed. too bad I have pasta today
03-28-2018, 17:45
wyome

Itz Whataburger Wednesday in more civilized locations of this country
03-28-2018, 18:02
H60CrewDog

Quote:

Originally Posted by fly boy

guess what day it is..... guess what day

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
03-28-2018, 19:00
OtterbatHellcat

Hmmm...turns out OSH docs have differing opinions from Urgent Care docs of what "going back to work" means and when to do it. I wonder why.

"eye roll".
03-28-2018, 20:32
CoGirl303

landlord/roommates suck.

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03-28-2018, 20:34
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoGirl303

landlord/roommates suck.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

NM
03-28-2018, 21:36
Irving

Plan your flooring for the whole house before you start putting any down and it will go a long way toward alleviating future frustrations. I may end up taking the easy way out with a couple of transition strips.
03-28-2018, 22:11
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Plan your flooring for the whole house before you start putting any down and it will go a long way toward alleviating future frustrations. I may end up taking the easy way out with a couple of transition strips.

That's the way to go.
03-28-2018, 22:51
brutal

FFS.

Post a CL ad.

The price is in the fucking title.

The ad states "if the ad is still up, the item is still available."

Please send your phone number or I will not reply.

First two e-mails,

"Are these still available, and what is your asking price?" [Bang]
03-28-2018, 22:59
Irving

Don't get too upset, that's just standard Craigslist communication. Like someone says they are learning Spanish and the person they are talking to automatically says Comó estás?
03-28-2018, 23:02
Irving

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

That's the way to go.

The problem is that it'd be a transition strip between two sections of identical flooring, which kind of shouts, "I'm bad at flooring!"
03-29-2018, 00:06
Erni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

The problem is that it'd be a transition strip between two sections of identical flooring, which kind of shouts, "I'm bad at flooring!"

Meh. Just make it a wide strip with a different tint if it is in a door area. Then you meant to do it.
03-29-2018, 00:34
Irving

Fortunately it is in a door area. I'm going to call the manufacturer tomorrow to see if they have T-molding in the same color as my floor. If they do, I'm going to get crazy with my attempt to integrate with the safety net of having the strip available. Kind of funny because my other option is pretty much the same thing, but without the safety net.

I feel like I should have been done with this yesterday, but because my house is stupid, everything continues to take forever, even as I get better at dealing with it. In this case it is steel door jams that go all the way down to the concrete, so instead of a simple cut and sliding under, I am spending the time to cut around every corner. It will look fine once I caulk everything when I'm finished.
03-29-2018, 08:42
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Fortunately it is in a door area. I'm going to call the manufacturer tomorrow to see if they have T-molding in the same color as my floor. If they do, I'm going to get crazy with my attempt to integrate with the safety net of having the strip available. Kind of funny because my other option is pretty much the same thing, but without the safety net.

I feel like I should have been done with this yesterday, but because my house is stupid, everything continues to take forever, even as I get better at dealing with it. In this case it is steel door jams that go all the way down to the concrete, so instead of a simple cut and sliding under, I am spending the time to cut around every corner. It will look fine once I caulk everything when I'm finished.

There's Threshold, square nose and flush reducer choices from here.

http://www.laminatevinylfloor.com/products/molding.php
03-29-2018, 08:42
brutal

"Thanks for the response I'm okay with the price & condition,i plan to send the money in a bank check and USPS it to you, then I will arrange for a pick up after check cleared at your bank. I'll need your Name and Delivery Address for the check to be issue out to,thanks"

Sure, let me get that right to you.

LOL

Should I send them the FBI's mailing address?
03-29-2018, 08:48
Irving

Thanks Jim. The manufacturer makes T mold, just need to make sure it is the right color.
03-29-2018, 11:25
brutal

My last reply when asked for my full name, mailing address and phone number:

Dick Sorphistme
8000 E 36th Ave
Denver, CO 80238

(303) 629-7171

Thanks!
03-29-2018, 11:47
wctriumph

Quote:

Originally Posted by brutal

My last reply when asked for my full name, mailing address and phone number:

Dick Sorphistme
8000 E 36th Ave
Denver, CO 80238

(303) 629-7171

Thanks!

I would reply and say that I have other interested parties so they need to overnight their check ... and they would! At one time I had more than 60 bogus checks from these dirt bags. Just to mess with the more persistent ones I would tell them that I had not received the check, they should cancel it and overnight me another. And they would!!! It has to cost them something to send me a check overnight.

Then my wife made me stop because all of the phony checks were piling up on the dining room table. I once received over 30 checks in a three day period.
03-29-2018, 13:20
brutal

Quote:

Originally Posted by wctriumph

I would reply and say that I have other interested parties so they need to overnight their check ... and they would! At one time I had more than 60 bogus checks from these dirt bags. Just to mess with the more persistent ones I would tell them that I had not received the check, they should cancel it and overnight me another. And they would!!! It has to cost them something to send me a check overnight.

Then my wife made me stop because all of the phony checks were piling up on the dining room table. I once received over 30 checks in a three day period.

LOL

I should do this and give them my neighbor's address. He's been kind of a dick lately. Well, always was a dick really, but now he's being blatantly dickish.
03-29-2018, 13:22
Irving

Did you include him in the group text?
03-29-2018, 13:29
brutal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Did you include him in the group text?

Yea, not texting those d-bags. I already get enough spam/scam calls.

I wish I knew how to spoof a number, I would use the neighbor's cell too.
03-29-2018, 14:02
William

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Plan your flooring for the whole house before you start putting any down and it will go a long way toward alleviating future frustrations. I may end up taking the easy way out with a couple of transition strips.

If your handy with a table saw you can reverse flooring pretty easily or buy splines.