Keeping the pimp hand up
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Keeping the pimp hand up
Who's the new ho on the block? Off my corner skank! [ROFL2]
And hands off my change
A milestone in whoredom!!!
Well played [Beer]
Thank you kind sir! I have been lagging of late. Can you believe that the is a life outside of the interweb?
NO!! You jest !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleDave
I thought there was only work outside the walled web[LOL] (I realy do need a life[Help] )
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Originally Posted by UncleDave
Nice man! It's getting cold out... more whoring to yah! [Beer]
You know what is sad? At one point I had more posts than you! You really need help man!
[LOL]
That's just great... so all this time I've been out there you've been living another life?Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleDave
Lies! It's all lies! get back to work you whore [Slap]
where my baby powder at [Coffee]
Tha's wha happens when you waiting on paperwork [ROFL3]Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleDave
Shaking daddy's little money maker for twenties in my undies!
I know I know...[Cry]Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleDave
But my thearapist said I'll be ok if I think therfore I am [LOL]
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Originally Posted by UncleDave
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Originally Posted by UncleDave
Just thinking about it....
A whore gotta do what a whore gotta do....
♫♪♫♪ Now shake it! Shake it! Shake it! ♪♫♪♫ [ROFL2]
Gonna get some sleep ho's. Keep my corner warm.
We'll leave the light on for ya!
Ho-tel 6..
A Ho never tells ,but we watch each other's 6 ;)
Now if Six turned out to be Nine, I don't Mind, I don't Mind.
Nuthin beats a nice box lunch.....:D
Now that's a mental image I could do without...Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleDave
[ROFL1]
And for good measure..... 1500. Yay. Throw me a party.
[BDay]
[Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
And my shift is done..
Catch ya Ho's tomorow..
Keep the pimp hand high!!![Ban3]
Got "orientation" tomorrow for a job at the same company that laid me off 14 months ago. Makes me sick, but times are freaking tough....gotta ho it up, put my tail between my legs and take the shitty job.
No shame in finding work. That's what a real man does.Quote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy
Sorry Badger, you were only at 1499. I must give you a fail :(Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
And everyone knows that you only celibate the even thousands! Silly Honey Badger [ROFL2]
What the ....?! Last night it definitely said 1500! Maybe someone deleted a thread with one of my posts in it? who knows...
Anyway, now I'm BACK at 1500. ...Which is 485 more than you! [Poke]
Yeah, no shame in getting a job! Although, this is the post whore thread... [ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by Teufelhund
I thought the Honey Badger don't care? Go get a cobra sexy badger! [LOL]
Hey, I'm no longer a Trading Post Troll!
Well, since you mentioned it, I just woke up from a venom-induced coma and I'm about to have breakfast right now! What's on the menu for lunch? A beehive full of freaking pissed off bees!Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleDave
How many do I have?
Uhh?? You sucked what out of who? And who's next?? Damn!!! You are a Whore daddy aren't you!? [Flower] [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
[fagpole]
HAhahahaha! We got a new smilies [ROFL3]
[MG] Hell yeah! I find it amusing that one Mike posted is called "FagPole".... [LOL]
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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0
[hahhah-no][pileoshit][facepalm][shithitsfan][dig][fail][pick-me][rules][fag][my precious[smilesex][teabag][fyou]
Wow man there are some new smilies, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The addition of some of these leads me to believe that the mods want us to insult each other more...Quote:
Originally Posted by islandermyk
Wow, that tea bagging smiley is pretty graphic! That needs a NSFW tag!