Heck, what I want to know is why "New Caliber bro" isn't sporting a Gen Z psuedo-beard (you know the ones - about 30 2" hairs on the cheeks and chin and they call it a "beard").
Sadly, even though I?m not Gen Z (wayyy past that) that?s what I look like if I try and go Duck Dynasty, except all 30 strands are white or grey.