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10-19-2018, 18:18
OtterbatHellcat

I am hopeful you find your new gig, William.
10-19-2018, 18:23
OtterbatHellcat

https://youtu.be/1WwlHv69kik
10-19-2018, 18:24
OtterbatHellcat

Great show.
10-19-2018, 18:26
William

Quote:

Originally Posted by CavSct1983

checked reviews on glassdoor?

3.3 from US employees..
10-19-2018, 18:53
Irving

Long day. More to come.

ETA: Not "more to come" as in there is more to the story, just that there are more days.
10-19-2018, 20:39
Irving

Whoops.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Ei...=w1113-h626-no

Whoops.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/6I...=w1113-h626-no

If only they'd switched places...
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/WD...=w1113-h626-no

For C.Norris, as there is a squirrel in this picture.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/mP...=w1113-h626-no

Crawled half way in here until I realized I was at the wrong address.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/1b...=w1113-h626-no

And from the side
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/JN...=w1113-h626-no

After a dude busted out a brand new pair of $200 muck boots for me to borrow (actually opened the box to give them to me) I went straight to Wal-Mart and bought these boot shaped Styrofoam cups for $20. I certainly don't need to be swamping my shoes every single day before my two hour drive home.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/1B...=w1113-h626-no
10-19-2018, 20:47
Irving

I see this guy every night. We hang out.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/E5...=w1113-h626-no
10-19-2018, 21:28
wyome

Ick
10-19-2018, 21:35
CS1983

palmetto bug
10-19-2018, 21:38
Irving

Ahhh, that's the Palmetto bug reference. Is that slang for cockroach? Because that's what I *thought that was.

*I had never seen a cockroach in the wild until I was 30 years old.
10-19-2018, 21:40
Irving

Bob, long story short, what happened to the van doors was a combination of me being in a rush, and parking in a different spot than I'd parked every other night. So when I went to back out, I just did what I usually do, only this time I did it right into a concrete pillar. I can't wait to listen to the extra wind noise for the next few months.
10-19-2018, 22:53
CS1983

Palmetto bug = cockroach. That one particularly is an oriental cockroach, based on the picture.
10-19-2018, 23:01
Irving

I'm scheduled out through the 26th and only have my place through the 31st. The days are already starting to run together and it's only been a few so far. I still have another 12 to schedule and get more every day.
10-20-2018, 05:42
OtterbatHellcat

Some bugs are neato.
10-20-2018, 07:36
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

I'm scheduled out through the 26th and only have my place through the 31st. The days are already starting to run together and it's only been a few so far. I still have another 12 to schedule and get more every day.

With the holidaze getting closer, working hard now will give you a small cushion to fall back on till end of year. Hopefully
10-20-2018, 11:22
Irving

If things continue at this pace I'll definitely be able to build a cushion, so to speak.
10-20-2018, 17:11
Great-Kazoo

Do you know the muffin man
10-20-2018, 18:34
SideShow Bob

Who lives on Drury Lane?
10-20-2018, 21:04
Irving

Speaking of streets names, Debi Rd seems to be very...panhandly to me.
10-20-2018, 21:09
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

Speaking of streets names, Debi Rd seems to be very...panhandly to me.

Well Debi rode enough to get a street named after her. Guess she wanted to outdo Ride, Sally, Ride.
10-20-2018, 21:14
Irving

Apparently, when someone ran out of names and tried to make Lazy Suzzane Pl, the city board finessed the suggestion and came up with Suzzanne Lake Rd. I want to buy some property out here. This is perfect for AirBnB.
10-20-2018, 21:15
Irving

I've got damage pictures from today, but the hotel WiFi is down so I can't post them now. As long as you guys aren't bored, I'll continue to pick something interesting each day for you.
10-20-2018, 21:34
SideShow Bob

Where are all the gator pics ?
10-20-2018, 21:40
Irving

I've been asking around, and people are like, "You could go to the zoo?" I can't be professional and say, "I don't mean behind a fucking gate!" at the same time. One guy told me about a nature preserve, but made it clear that because of dumb tourists, if I get caught off the path I'll go to jail.

What's killing me right now is all the damn bug bites. I need to get some Off! and start wearing my longer socks. I could hardly sleep last night, and it's starting again now. Weird how the bites only bug me at night.
10-21-2018, 07:31
ChickNorris

Yep. I see the little bastard.

Thanks Irving
10-21-2018, 12:47
OtterbatHellcat

Speaking of streets names...

Have you ever heard of taking a first name from your first pet, and using the name of the first street you grew up on to formulate your *porn star* name?

Mine would be Fred Tejon.
10-21-2018, 13:17
ChickNorris

lmao
10-21-2018, 13:32
Irving

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/ai...=w1113-h626-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/8U...=w1113-h626-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/VD...=w1113-h626-no

This is standing outside the house, looking into the house through the knocked down wall, through the missing ceiling, through the missing roof, back to outside the house (tarp).
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/z5...=w1113-h626-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/TA...=w1113-h626-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/KC...=w1113-h626-no

A house I was just driving past.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pj...=w1113-h626-no
10-21-2018, 14:21
ChickNorris

Tolky Dutchess. Ick, that's awful.

My second pet & third street... what do you think ?

Indigo Holman.
10-21-2018, 14:42
wyome

Cassie White.... i'm not even a girl
10-21-2018, 14:43
Irving

Is this one of those social media tricks like, "If your Social Security number was your bank account, post how much money you'd have!"
10-21-2018, 14:50
Irving

I feel like both of those answers are security questions for various financial institutions.

I guaranty right now, that I could create an Ad-lib paragraph, and for each blank put a suggestion of security phrases (mother's maiden name, city you met your spouse, youngest siblings name, etc) and people would fill that out without hesitation.

******I know that this first street + first pet = stripper name is an old thing and was before security questions.********

If I had a Facebook troll account though, I'd totally do that Adlib thing.
10-21-2018, 15:35
ChickNorris

Remedial passcodes are a no no. I'm very thorough & always have been.
10-21-2018, 17:56
William

Max Vickers -- I never use real answers for "feel good security"
10-21-2018, 18:20
Zundfolge

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxtrot

I HATE those security questions, because 99.9% of the ones they force selection of are genealogy based and could be answered relatively easy with the right subscriptions, like to basic ancestry.com, and to anyone who knows you (Ahem, which would be the biggest risk of account compromise for a lot of people) will probably know that shit to beging with. Then, the rest are inapplicable to the vast majority of people. Some of the most unoriginal fek wits that came up with that shit. As for the rest, a lot of phone reps can be manipulated into telling/hinting you just about anything, which will provide the answers for everything else. I like "create your own question" versions, or at least ones that step beyond genealogy with some originality, e.g. "What is the nickname of a favorite childhood stuffed animal" or "What OCD thing do you secretly do?" etc. etc. coupled with pattern matching to accept "close" answers, because often consistency is an issue.

The existing systems are mere security theater in most software providers/websites, and might even make things less secure in some cases.

You don't have to answer them honestly, just consistently. So if they ask you for the city of your birth (for example), say Kathmandu instead of where you were really born. Just remember your lies.
10-21-2018, 18:26
Irving

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxtrot

I HATE those security questions, because 99.9% of the ones they force selection of are genealogy based and could be answered relatively easy with the right subscriptions, like to basic ancestry.com, and to anyone who knows you (Ahem, which would be the biggest risk of account compromise for a lot of people) will probably know that shit to beging with. Then, the rest are inapplicable to the vast majority of people. Some of the most unoriginal fek wits that came up with that shit. As for the rest, a lot of phone reps can be manipulated into telling/hinting you just about anything, which will provide the answers for everything else. I like "create your own question" versions, or at least ones that step beyond genealogy with some originality, e.g. "What is the nickname of a favorite childhood stuffed animal" or "What OCD thing do you secretly do?" etc. etc. coupled with pattern matching to accept "close" answers, because often consistency is an issue.

The existing systems are mere security theater in most software providers/websites, and might even make things less secure in some cases.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zundfolge

You don't have to answer them honestly, just consistently. So if they ask you for the city of your birth (for example), say Kathmandu instead of where you were really born. Just remember your lies.

I used to use just my general password for all the answer to those security questions for all questions, all sites. Made it super easy and avoided the personal knowledge stuff. But those days are long gone and you can't use the same answer anymore.
10-21-2018, 18:56
Irving

Yeah, I've had them okay me on passcodes for accounts that aren't mine more than once.
10-21-2018, 20:49
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zundfolge

You don't have to answer them honestly, just consistently. So if they ask you for the city of your birth (for example), say Kathmandu instead of where you were really born. Just remember your lies.

I set all mine to 12345678! never an issue forgetting them, ever.

Or was that 24681012?