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Originally Posted by ChickNorris
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Reverse missionary ?Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Someone dropped this million dollar bill on the floor of a gas station bathroom earlier this week, but the floor looked pretty gross so I didn't pick it up.
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Had you utilized the restrooms hand soap and paper towels. Think how rich you'd be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
"No pay check to pay check"Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
"Be financially independent!"
"Call 1-800-Usu-cker for a free seminar!"
Next seminar dvd, workbook will cost $30k. :)
You sound like you fell for the scam.........[Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPrena
That's pretty much the MO of every one of those work from home, flip houses, buy houses without using your own money, etc. We did a Rich Dad Poor Dad seminar and it was basically that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
I fell for the $20. It was folded and looked real.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
I did pick up real $20 twice in 13 year span.
[Luck]
Money can buy you lots of things but if you?re that rich and using the bathroom at a gas station then maybe you aren?t spending that money correctly.
Headed to the pharmacy.... get my shit, at the register and the kid says....$18.65
I say, must have been a good year for something.
He says Yeah, you could kill someone and get away with it.
?
I said, yeah...cameras, dna, forensics and all that stuff.
He says, yeah.
Then I went to Wendys and got three Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers and a medium fry....because eating leftover Panda that looks like second graders sifted through with their fingers didn't look very good to me.
Century Stink is being quite the bitch kitty this evening.
Locking up/freezing, having to restart. I guess paying money for a service nowadays includes paying for service that frequently doesn't exist while trying to utilize it.
Dr. Ruth is still alive? I would not have guessed that.
Did she grab you by the penisQuote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives
Running a firestick, basically same as roku. Downloaded all the free apps with 7 day trial period. Wait till series ends then go for the free trial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives
No....but since I'm a perv, I'd probably let her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
:)
I think Jr Bacon Cheeseburger heart burn is a thing.
JBC is not as bad. Try Baconator. I tried Baconator+fries combo once, and i can feel my face radiating. I think I felt the pimple being generated on my face. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives
Is this what the first stage of a heart attack feels like?
LOL, getting there.
Good part about fastfood places is that I can immediately feel it, and gives me a pre-pre-pre warning signs.
The 4+ star restaurants are ones that I get huge surprises.
Wednesday, when I was holed up in the hotel in Chi Town due to the freeze, I decided to try something different (and the hotel restaurant was nut to butt) so I ordered Panda via Uber Eats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives
One word.
Gross.
4 Star?....they usually don't let me in.
I think it's the flippers and the snorkel, honestly.
How ya doing, man?
Hey Brutal..... nut to butt...lol.
Yea, old Military saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives
Hey, I'm around next week some, let's talk about doing that thing if he's around.
I fell asleep earlier and now I'm wired.
Nice you're back at home and out of the shit cold.
Yeah, I'm down...thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
You guys going to jump someone?
Antifa rally next week...you in?
We know when and where the keynotes limo is gonna show up.
Maybe, there is pipe involved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
oh fawk, I didn't notice the time. I gotta hit the sack.
Later, brother.
I'm gonna plate the under side of the flat bed. It would be easier to get someone to break to spec, but if I do it in sections it would be easier to replace a damaged portion. All of those structural channels are going to harbor dust and moisture and invite corrosion. 1/8 aluminum plates with a bunch of cuts...I do have to thank the ford engineers for having angulated frame rails.
Home dickhead has 3x3 thin wall diamond plate for $38 each, but the math doesn't work out without lots of left over scraps. I'll just have alreco stamp out some plates and modify per each. 93 inches broke five times @ 18.6" doesn't match up with the channels for clean install. I gotta spend some more time and find the balanced denominator. Gotta do the center too...double cuts.
We recently had some plates cut @ 23x13 for $16 each I think.
Heartburn is getting better.
Good morning folks
Tap tap tap...
This thing on?
Boy i tell ya i've seen some tough crowds before but you guys. whoa tough i tell ya.
FREE BIRD