The post whore thread.

I had a few things I thought of that were funnier than hell to me, then I thought a zebra can't change his stripes, but an asshole can, so I'll skip that part.

I've been noticing slowly that listening to, and being open to ideas from other folks about "decorating" a home is a pretty good concept. Of course there's shit I want to do, but my GF has come up with some really cool stuff that has turned out very well. A working combination of progress/ideas setting up a home etc... is cool. Some friends have also helped with some good ideas and stuff.

Pretending to be a Sparky can be an interesting process sometimes. Oh hey, take this weird intricate dining table lamp out of that box and.....make it work. …...wtf?

lol

Lamp looks good though.

*eta it's functional as well*

:)

Everyone goes through some struggles when you're doing something that you don't know about, or don't do for a living.

I was changing a ballast in a kitchen light tonight from that old ass shit to the new style stuff they have....and I had some confusion...worked on it and got it right in the end.

Then, broke the brand NEW diffuser panel trying to install it. F.O.

$12....I'll get the next one to work. Fucker.

'nite everyone.

hope your Sunday is most unsucky as possible.

:)

Happy Daytona 500 Day!

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Wee!

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I had a few things I thought of that were funnier than hell to me, then I thought a zebra can't change his stripes, but an asshole can, so I'll skip that part.

lol

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Speaking of assholes. Someone told me you can get a replacement from germany . Guess it's a common surgery over there.

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What's so funny?

Forget I asked. I just set myself up good & proper. Frac.

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Hey.... that 1 day of the year I actually use the Keurig and it works! Thank you coffee addict wife n children for keeping it rolling

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What's so funny?

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Life

I cracked a tooth.

Its a little uncomfortable.

It's normal. I laugh at my wife's emotions all the time. She loves it.

Hey if anyone wants to meet me up at Fat Cats, I'll likely be gone before you get here!

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Hey if anyone wants to meet me up at Fat Cats, I'll likely be gone before you get here!

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You're in a testy mood this afternoon.
Do the grey skies have you down?

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You're in a testy mood this afternoon.
Do the grey skies have you down?

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He's lamenting the days of his youth. Which for him were what, 5 yrs ago ?

I don't know anything about grey skies because I'm trapped in a 90 degree, black light, mini-golf, pirate cave.

Don't worry though. They have no alternative cash solutions and I've given them my card already.

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Happy Daytona 500 Day!

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Forgot all about it....worked my ass off all day. Good thing I can get a new one when the time comes.

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Forgot all about it....worked my ass off all day. Good thing I can get a new one when the time comes.

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I was told germany offers an anal replacement

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Forgot all about it....worked my ass off all day. Good thing I can get a new one when the time comes.

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Heaviest snow expected between 9 p.m. and 4 a.m.
Being AZ the YCSO has asked anyone needing 911 assistance to not call them. Since they don't have chains or snow tires. The National Guard was asked to provide emergency shelters for those out jogging or stuck at Sonic.

In case you're wondering, rental skates blow ass. Had to switch to quads for the first time in 25 years.

Riedell plate skates, styling.

Do the hustle or ?

They still do limbo and YMCA.

What was the ubiquitous slow couple's song... i can't remember.

Oddly i even just heard it mentioned so Im frustrated that I cant place it now

Something by Mariah Carey? Paula Abdule? They didn't play Ghostbusters.

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What was the ubiquitous slow couple's song... i can't remember.

Oddly i even just heard it mentioned so Im frustrated that I cant place it now

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Yeah....memory and cognitive command start slipping. Some will laugh at this, recently I have realized that time is running out. I need to get some stuff done before I'm slobbering food down my chin and shittin' my britches regular like.

I got a 20 year window I figure, 10 more good ones productive getting a paycheck, and the other 10 going to shit in a handbasket.

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I got a 20 year window I figure, 10 more good ones productive getting a paycheck, and the other 10 going to shit in a handbasket.

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If one lives that long. The only sure thing about life, it ends.

Yeah, early 70's I figure conservatively. Funny how you don't think about it, until it smacks ya in the head like a hot fresh dog turd. I didn't give a shit until around this time last year, and um, yeah.....if nothing goes wrong, I might have 10 good years ahead.

I've been exposed to some nasty chemicals and asbestos and all kinds of other stuff, so I reeled it in a bit.

Ain't snowin' yet.

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I've been exposed to some nasty chemicals and asbestos and all kinds of other stuff, so I reeled it in a bit.

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That clean air and less people per square mile is a help.

Earlier today, I did let a younger kid in a pickup know that sometimes there is an asshole in a rental suburban that can outdrive you without trying very hard. On a dirt road near me.

lol.

After I ate his ass up, I bailed and did 25 mph again like a normal person is supposed to do... :)

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Earlier today, I did let a younger kid in a pickup know that sometimes there is an asshole in a rental suburban that can outdrive you without trying very hard. On a dirt road near me.

lol.

After I ate his ass up, I bailed and did 25 mph again like a normal person is supposed to do... :)

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with CA tags they already knew someone was an asshole.


Those bilsteins, what a difference . Then again my shocks were so bagged out, stock ones would have been better.

I'm glad to hear the investment produced a quality ride that you were looking for.

I've been lacking in personal vehicle maintenance....go figure. I bet the calculus professor probably has a really messed up checking account that bounces stuff regularly.

I've been shit for vehicle maintenance as well. Tires are way over due for a rotate.

About an inch of snow on the ground, coming down real heavy. Looks like tomorrow will be netflix binge watching day.