My birthday is in December, make a note of it.
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My birthday is in December, make a note of it.
Calculators are fairly handy, even if you're good with math.
I can feel the cold air creeping through this crappy window.
Century Link sucks donkey balls.
Did I mention that ET blows ass?
I'm horny, but that's not really unusual.
Beef pot roast for dinner tomorrow and lunches next week....sweeeet!!!
Who doesn't like "smack you Mama" delicious beef pot roast?
*there will be a slight intermission while the maintenance crew does a dry clean up in aisle 12".
There is a blue light special on toasters in the kitchen department.
How many of you remember the blue light specials?
Yes, ......it was super retarded. Then again, so are infomercials....I watched one this morning anyways.
You know,...when you just say eff it, and leave it on just for the entertainment value...or lack thereof?
I like the replica display guns I ordered.
I don't like all the cardboard and packing that amazon is happy to provide you.
U-haul is gonna make more of a killing on me than the storage place(s) I think.
*there will be a brief pause for a wet clean up in aisle 6*
Kings didn't have my razors again...fuckers.
Shaving...really....do you do it for you, or your job?
Slobber…..it happens.
Okay....the re-wipe.... you know you've done it too.
How about nose hair, nobody is happy about this...those little buzzer gidgeys really do a pretty good job.
Why is toilet paper dispenser location usually inconvenient for the user at home?
Snow blows ass.
Kathleen Madigan is a really funny lady.
I'm not sure where this page ends, but I'm gonna get there.
News didn't come on after the shitty ET show. bummer.
I was a dutiful laundry bitch today.... I'm a keeper.
I'm finally gonna cook that breakfast sausage for my homemade egg mcmuffins today.
I think I'll have to go plow snow tomorrow, but the OT is kinda worth it.
Wait....that means today.
Shit...it's getting late...or is it …...early?
I should go to bed now....I don't want to, but it's more smarterest.
G'nite ho bags.
:D
Where's the top of that next page.
Now?
Maybe now.
Muther Fker.
Son of a beech.
I know I'm close.