Quote:
Originally Posted by jake
I was going to let that one slide. [NoEvil]
Printable View
Quote:
Originally Posted by jake
I was going to let that one slide. [NoEvil]
Salad:It's what food eats!Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
[LOL]
He either stole the line from Dave Attell, or he has first hand experience. I choose to believe it's first hand experience :DQuote:
Originally Posted by blackford76
There is only one person allowed to say that and that is the person that paid for the reception. [Coffee]Quote:
When you stand in the buffet line at a wedding and call it "rabbit food," you're not funny or cool, you sound like your five.
Dave Attell for sure. I have that skit on CD. It was taped in Colorado I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by jake
Wheat noodles. They taste like starch.
Not really a peeve per say, but I don't understand the thought process of people who flush the urinal mid leak. What's going on there?
People who you see 50 times a day at work, every single day, but never make eye contact with you or say hello. I guess if you don't want to talk to people, that is fine, but I find it is kind of awkward. One guy will literally not respond to me when I loudly and clearly say hello to him, unless I catch him by surprise and he doesn't know it is me. One time I got him to say hello on accident and I nearly cheered.
Might it be possible he doesn't want to talk to you?
Of course he doesn't, especially now that I've made such a big deal out of it.
WOMEN: why do they always exit the wrong door? They always will go out the left door of a double door set, causing everyone coming in the correct door on the other side to move.
I just don't get it.
Women- they always want to talk.