Dinner at 1:00AM. I know that schedule. When the doc asked me when/how I cut my damn foot he looked at me funny and said "Why were you cutting chicken at midnight?" [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
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Dinner at 1:00AM. I know that schedule. When the doc asked me when/how I cut my damn foot he looked at me funny and said "Why were you cutting chicken at midnight?" [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
Haha, did you tell him you sleep cook?Quote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy
If I though quick enough, I should have told him that I was on a meth bender for 4 days and hadn't eaten a thing. Sick sense of humor....
I tell you what, his assistants are freaking hot as hell. I was having impure thoughts when the chick cleaning up the wound was working on me. Could have been a great porn "plot". LOL
Oh shit. Mamma Godzilla just saw all of the baby Godzillas dead. She's pissed now.
Manhattan is getting FUCKED up.
Hahaha! That would have been great. When I hurt my knee, I was at work and was simply "reaching for a broom" lol. When the doc asked how I did it, I told her and then said, ask my fiancee, I really am not allergic to cleaning [ROFL1]. Workers comp didn't find that as funny, then had me explain why I was reaching for a broom and whether that falls under my job description. I said, sure, I was cleaning up a pile of metal shavings that the day crew left behind that would have been blown towards the telescope and could have gotten on the mirror scratching it to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy
And I know what you mean about doctors' assistants. I should have just been injuring myself all along to get in to meet some of those chicks! Then again, I'm sure if I went to the hospital it would have been an entirely different story... go private practices! lol
Ya know, a doc would do really well if his assistants, nurses, whatever, wore thongs and pasties.
You have issues, bro...Quote:
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Nah, just a penis.Quote:
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