Originally Posted by
OtterbatHellcat
Speaking of flights....one I was on recently, there was some kid seated behind me that was an expert on everything and hadn't shut up since take off. Later, the stewardess started the cart down the aisle, and when she got to me, I motioned her closer...she bent down and asked if I'd like a beverage.
I said yeah,.... do you have a can of STFU in there?
The lady lost it laughing.
Later when closer to arrival, the backwards seated lady and I had an eye contact moment....and I rolled my eyes, and she laughed again. That dude never shut up for the entire hour and a half flight.