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Damn, just got busted rough housing with Reba in living room. I thought it was pretty funny(GSD tearing through house ricocheting off the furniture and going crazy while I encourage) but wife is kinda pissed and Reba is all shook up and butt kissing.
Pansy.
Think I'll get another beer.
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Hmm, Mrs bo is going to town this morning for errands...
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Holding that halo up with horns are you?
Hoping to get the larger tripod and attached items from a deal later today. It's the big brother to the camera tripod i picked up the other day.
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After a particular east Indian scammer called my work # three times in a row "Sir, Why did you hang up on me?" I decided to screw with him.
After dragging him on for a very long time, he started getting pissed off, and kept repeating himself "Sir, are you dumb? What is wrong with you? Sir, what are you trying to do here?" getting more an more angry each time.
PS, he never got to do any spiel. Mostly I was acting like a heavily retarded (PC police), visually impaired elderly man that went straight to the credit card.
It really made a good start to the morning, though :)
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Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.
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Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Those aren’t horns, they are halo stands, so that you don’t mess your hair up.......
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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
I'll try the howdy bit again.
Soooo.... I just awoke to my cat viciously attacking my face.
What the bloody hell!?!?
Blood everywhere, several very deep scratches & a couple of punctures.
Um, What the f*?!?!
Its been 10m & I'm still bleeding from two wounds because they are so deep.
What the f* Monk?!!!
I better find a bunch of spider legs or evidence of something equally creepy crawly or a big piece of fluffy yarn when I clean up the blood.
F***
I'd best not end up needing stitches.
& Monkey is sleeping in the guest bedroom tonight.
No idea why he did that.
My little assassin.
Gathered everything up & its in the wash now.
Freaking ouch.
Im all out of 'why'
Night.
If some of the punctures are from teeth, you need to get to the hospital. Cat bites are no joke. We found out from experience.
Yes, I agree. If you don't go right away, if you see ANY discoloration around the wounds, get to the doctor or ER ASAP. My wife was attacked by one of our cats when she tried to pull it out from under the couch, we don't know why and she ended up with blood poising. Scary stuff.
Do not fuck around with cat bites. Everyone thinks they'll be okay, but they won't. That's how people get amputations.
Oh yeah, be prepared for them to care more about getting a hold of your cat for quarantine than actually treating your literally life threatening injuries. We had to lie and say a stray attacked my wife.
Sorry to hear your cat lost it last night, CN. Sometimes they can just 'go off'. Witching Hour x 10.
Maybe take a dump in his litter box to show him who's boss? [hahhah-no]
Yes. Im aware. Thank you.
I spent a good deal of time & effort thoroughly cleaning out the wounds & sealing up my face. It's uncomfortable. See how it goes.
He's forgiven. Though last night when I looked like a frenzied axe murderer in a B horror film who had just slaughtered a house full of cheeky teenagers & the idiot chaperone . . I did threaten to peel him & make a very fine Russian hat. A joke of course, but even for face wounds there was a surprising amount of blood that set the mood. I found much more to police this morning too, even a bit of cast off on the ceiling. Funny.
Just strange it even happened.
Bright side to my day is that I'm going shooting with a friend & the Beretta 391.
Been looking forward to sporting clays & the challenge of it, so there's that. See how that goes.
Lawn work took too long.
No upsets today. Zzzzz
Took me half a day, but I finally feel recovered after 3 straight days spent dredging for gold in 40 degree water. Finding a roughly 1.5 gram button was the highlight of the trip
Ive had very little practice at shooting a shotgun in any situation & today was the first time out with this particular Beretta. If y'all didn't know I had only used a shotgun for clays once before & that was only for an hour or so of trap back in late spring/early summer. While my instruction that day was very thorough & I did very well for my first time I honestly had nearly/completely forgotten what a sight picture even was before doing this again today . . . Still, I think I did pretty well. Yay.
Very windy today which I was told added to the difficulty. Windy enough they didn't want to keep the course open & I guess it's designed to be a more morning friendly course due to the natural lighting (again so I was told @ the office).
So, I hit some clays @ all but 2 stations where I just couldn't find the sight picture in only those three attempts. One was rather far out @ 60yds & pretty high up & the other was in an elevated stand so the clays were crossing below me. I figured out what my lead & drop should be on the latter a little too late though, next time I believe I'll do better. On the flip side I hit them all at one station, 4+ @ a few other stations & at least one of each @ the remaining so all in all it was a good experience. Also. I'm not surprised that I didn't miss a rabbit. ;-)
Unfortunately we couldn't shoot the entire course before it was time to pack up but on the bright side I have a few new to me stations to try when I go next time. Soon would be my preference as I really enjoyed the outing.
Thank you WhiteWalrus for the invitation! ;-)
Also the margins on my wounds are not angry save one on the side my nose. That was also the one that was most difficult to control the bleeding because it is triangular & quite serrated.
Still don't have a guess as to why. Just weird.
Got no beef against cats but if I wake up with one attacking me I doubt it would survive.
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Is it a male cat?Quote:
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Our last male cat got his peehole plugged up with crystals and went apeshit on some curtains, etc. while we were gone (pain). Apparently this is a thing if you feed male cats dry food.
Just spitballing.
P.S. No more male cats.
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I'd strongly recommend not trying this:
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Need a pic please.Quote:
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Originally Posted by hurley842002
Dog attack is not okay.
Dog/Cat/Human/Moose/MtnLion attack is NOT okay.
My Husband says I was 'Wolverined'
That's probably a good description.
I got tangled up in the puppy's blanket walking through the family room. Took a nasty fall and my right knee is twice as big as it was previously. I didn't see that one coming. Fortunately, it feels like everything is still connected.
We have puppy pre-school this afternoon, so I predict some puppy puking on the drive there and back. I bet my wife will volunteer to drive so I can get puked on this time. Damn dog has about doubled in size already.
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It was sitting right on top when we cleaned out the dredge the second time on Friday.Quote:
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Nice find
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The "princess" with a birthday toy yesterday.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...989e307772.jpg
What a pretty girl!