The post whore thread.

GilpinGuy, I came up to visit you Saturday night, but you weren't there.

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Originally Posted by Irving

GilpinGuy, I came up to visit you Saturday night, but you weren't there.

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You sure he didn’t see you coming first ?

I:)

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Originally Posted by whitewalrus

Didn?t know they were doing anything about it at federal level. Guess we will see how it shakes out.

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Reason Numero Dos, for Arizona relocation : NO Daylight Savings Time change.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Or allow him to look upon where his ancestors came from.



Then toss him in the arroyo, allowing the deer to feast upon his remains. Being forever spread out among the prairie grass, as they sheet him out.

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A little known fact is that deer do eat meat and scavenge carrion when they can. White-tailed Deer have been documented to eat both dead birds and live birds caught in mist nets.

All animals consume other animal life in one form or another.

I found a nice hotel in Pueblo that I can afford.

Almost sounds like a riddle doesn't it?

We've had pretty good luck with Comfort Inns. Especially the one in Santa Fe....we know the staff by name mostly. Ed is pretty cool, he's the night guy.

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Originally Posted by Irving

GilpinGuy, I came up to visit you Saturday night, but you weren't there.

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I believe he works day shifts now. 9 to 4 type of thing I think.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Or allow him to look upon where his ancestors came from.





Then toss him in the arroyo, allowing the deer to feast upon his remains. Being forever spread out among the prairie grass, as they sheet him out.

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Yeah...I can dig that.

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Originally Posted by ray1970

My response:

I felt if I kept trying it might finally work so I wouldn?t have to call and deal with you people.

Now, be a good little monkey and do your job and fix my stuff.

I have important work to do.

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Ray,...you really do come up with some funny shit from time to time.

I got the old flooring out ,and the new flooring into that pantry. Baseboard is cut to fit and ready to paint and install. Just utilize that new nail gun to set the shelves and then have no TP to stuff onto it...ha. Seriously though, I might have to install center braces for the weight of canned foods and other supplies...I'll see how they do first I figure.

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Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat

I got the old flooring out ,and the new flooring into that pantry. Baseboard is cut to fit and ready to paint and install. Just utilize that new nail gun to set the shelves and then have no TP to stuff onto it...ha. Seriously though, I might have to install center braces for the weight of canned foods and other supplies...I'll see how they do first I figure.

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you'll know how they hold up. Around 4:30 this morning, when the supports give way. Dropping 100 lbs of canned goods in a short continuous crash .

I should just put them in now, that would be more smarterier.

first 16-17 sec.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiu1JZYg_Sc

Hey, who you callin' people?

...and g'mornin' back.

well since it's been slow today, for the night crew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrjdYNwnZ-w

or something from the land of oz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX93gmyya7c

for those who got some, or just lucky .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gZlL_Mok

Wonder when the genuis' will figure out you can use paper towels as toilet tissue

Better yet just go back to the roman method, sponge on a stick anyone!?

As long as we have water, a handheld shower head can work wonders. [Coffee]

It's all a ploy brought on by the bidet companies!!

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Originally Posted by Gman

As long as we have water, a handheld shower head can work wonders. [Coffee]

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Thats what she said......[ROFL1]

Bidets are where it’s at. Way cleaner. Wet wipes are 2nd. I feel like a disgusting barbarian when I have to use regular TP.

Bidets are French, and just saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hey, does this drinking fountain seem low to you?"

Bidets have gained a great deal of popularity the last few years.

Seen a few, seem odd to me. Never tried it.

Looks like a good way to make a mess really fast.

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Bidets have gained a great deal of popularity the last few years.

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So has trans surgery.

I don't even want to know the connection you made with that.

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OK, that is very funny.

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Originally Posted by CS1983

Bidets are where it’s at. Way cleaner. Wet wipes are 2nd. I feel like a disgusting barbarian when I have to use regular TP.

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I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?

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Originally Posted by spqrzilla

So has trans surgery.

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Not planning to try that either.

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Wonder when the genuis' will figure out you can use paper towels as toilet tissue

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In a pinch, you can wipe with a squirrel or rabbit. Softer than anything you can buy in a roll.

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Originally Posted by theGinsue

I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?

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Hummer likes his. For $50 on Amazon, I've been considering as well.

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Originally Posted by Gman

Bidets are French, and just saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hey, does this drinking fountain seem low to you?"

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This was pretty funny too

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Thats what she said......[ROFL1]

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She's probably not wrong.

[ROFL1] Nice

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Originally Posted by ChickNorris

She's probably not wrong.

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Sure she is. Women are never right.