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Originally Posted by ray1970
Oh, fu... I'm doing a low crawl out of here. You're on your own Ray.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Right?!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
Gotta thaw them first right?Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Unless you got roids, then frozen probably feels better.
don't forget to remove your clothing first. Unless you got there too late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
Nope. Best to just live trap them. Wiping with a dead critter would just be gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
You got standardsQuote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Plus the live ones are self cleaning.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Yes. Since we are getting all personally informative, I have a stack of microfiber towels I use to dry with. I then launder those (though they?re no more dirty than one?s towel after a shower and drying one?s balls and crack).Quote:
Originally Posted by theGinsue
Or you could just air dry. That might not be an option if you have kids.
...or no window coverings and close neighbors.
...or maybe it's a good way to get your neighbors to pay for your window coverings.
day 3 of RAINNNNnnnnnnnnn
the 275 gal totes have been emptied 2x. The up side is (for someone) picked up a 24' boat with a nice old evinrude. I can finally get to otterbat's house, w/out getting bogged down where the reservoir crosses the road.
Little early for monsoon season.
Climate change.
Don't those drag on your stubble?Quote:
Originally Posted by CS1983
https://i.imgur.com/2rngkdF.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Gman
No. I don’t shave my butt, which is why the bidet is so handy.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
So...you get it waxed instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by CS1983
Nice title
For some reason I think of Fabio & a not butter commercial
This is considered an undocumented monsoon. Down side is i did 1/2 ac with some pasture pro to kill the weeds. Fortunately there was a week after spraying, before the rains fell. Up side is NAZ's looking kinda greenQuote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
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Originally Posted by ChickNorris
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Originally Posted by Gman
I have a work associate they call Fabio.
I can't say it's still raining a lot down here.
But someone driving a pickup with a rather large trailer stopped by today. Crazy looking guy with a beard and wearing a toga, for lack of a better word.
Asked if we happened to see a pair of giraffe in the area. Gave me a card and said stay dry, laughing, as he drove off.
Been raining like a bitch over here for the last hour....hard enough it woke me up.
I'll bet our main road to the north has deteriorated quite a bit more since yesterday.
Who needs drugs when real life is happening right outside, amirite?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Rumors coming out of Ohio, via family of Kroger Corp employees, Kroger and all owned grocery stores will close stores to prevent spread of Corona virus. Online ordering and drive thru pharmacy will remain in operation.
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What kind of freaking coordinated pre-ww3 psyop is happening? Is corona *really* that bad?
“Splays for the Bidet”?
Wouldn’t “Swamp Ass” be better? More of a double entendre since I can be an ass sometimes :)
some of the worst tasting beer i've had.Quote:
Originally Posted by CS1983
No, it's not. If you took the clueless nursing home in WA out of the equation, US fatalities are not statistically significant.Quote:
Originally Posted by CS1983
Ah, the answer to an age old question. "What would Noah drive?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Monkey Butt...Quote:
Originally Posted by CS1983
An axe to the head cures all.
Still working on my covid19 #haikus
Corona virus
Plague or psyop, who knows, man?
Drink more Ovaltine
I'm looking for a holster for a Covid19. Anyone have any leads?
We should treat this like we do school shootings. As long as no one we know has been killed, then pretend it isn't a problem and doesn't exist. March around reminding everyone how it's not statistically significant, and how they're more likely to die in a car wreck. Even amount of old people who haven't died in a nursing home from Corona vs those who have, the number isn't significant and we should tell the elderly that they should be glad to know how safe they actually are at their nursing homes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
Did I make you butt-hurt about the truth or something?
Life is risky. We mitigate risk where we can, but some level of risk, including the risk of death, is acceptable to us humans. It's in our nature.
Sounds like we should work on expanding the authority of the TSA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
If we trust them to keep us safe when we travel then maybe we could trust them to keep us safe everywhere.
No, I'm tired of that piss poor argument. It's okay to not care about something. I mean that should be the default since most things don't effect everyone. It's annoying to tell other people what they should or shouldn't care about it. It's not about you, it's about dumb shit arguments that propogate all over the internet and people just spout them off as talking points. It's the same as when people try to jump into conversations about legalizing things with, "just tax the heck out of it and make it legal!"
In either case, I understand why that point of view exists. For school shootings, going after guns is easy and people are concerned about their 2A rights, so they down play the issue. With Corona, people panicking and shutting down everything seems immediate and dramatic, but it hurts the economy probably more than it has to be hurt and that damages everyone, in an immediate and dramatic fashion.
In the case of Corona though, saying a number of deaths is not statistically significant is silly because as more people get infected, the number might go up until it is no longer insignificant. Hopefully it doesn't pan out that way though. I'm really rooting for the possibility that this showed up here months earlier and half the population has already burned through it. We'll see though. I'm pretty concerned about the economy right now.
...and your answer is?
If you've lived long enough, you've seen shit like this come and go. The MSM and politicians fanning the flames is not helping...and that's frakking intentional!
Nah, "Splays for the Bidet" sings.......Quote:
Originally Posted by CS1983