I am fluent in sarcasm. Maybe overly fluent. Maybe.
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I am fluent in sarcasm. Maybe overly fluent. Maybe.
I'm fluent in small talk. "That doesn't sound fun," is something you say as filler to lubricate a conversation without investing in every word the other person said. ;)
I used to say, "that's awesome," as a filler. One time a guy was telling me about his shitty day and he stopped and said, "What?! No, it wasn't awesome at all!" Haha
During my job at 2002, my boss was sick. She goes "I think I got a flu."
I said "okay,that is great"
She said "What?"
Rest of employees were ROFLing. [ROFL3][ROFL3][ROFL3]
Reminds me of the comedian Brian Regan's bit regarding the phrase, "You too!".
http://youtu.be/C2-5mDyCKac
Yep, said it all the time delivering pizza. I figure people know what I mean.
Frugal question.
This is not even worth making a new thread.
QUESTION:
Can I use brand new Black Socks and spray a silicon lubes on it to be same/similar to store sold Si treated Gun sock? Are those Si spray same/similar specs?
Not sure if the fabric would be the same, but I have refreshed older silicon socks with spray on silicon, worked fine.
Hey Fentonite. How've you been holding up lately?
Thanks Fentonite.
Eh, good for now, at this very moment. I could see things getting worse though.
Hang in there.
new phone, who dis?
I really don't understand the point of "interviewing" someone who's hair looks like they've just been woken up from the gutter of a homeless camp.
Sounds like someone needed to wear a hat.
Im bored
I mad. Bought some jack adapters and misplaced them. No idea where they are. Frack.
Ask Jill.
I want to finish mounting my Amp bed step but the dealer needs to fix the wonky cab/bed alignment first.
Thinking about selling some ammo an AL but I wonder if it's worth the drainbramage.
I also need to sell some stereo gear and speakers to help replenish the money I put down,
Projects for the day. Get some shit out of the garage. Make target stands. Install tailgate letter decals on truck. Tell neighbors to stay the fu*k away from me.
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Brutal i Have a Rj45 / rj11 crimp tool along with a coax / cat 5 tester i can throw in the mail of youd like.
Ate at a car from drive-thru (taco hell), and went to sportmans warehouse.
FedEx is closed for today, so I will still need to go to walmart and try to buy a toilet paper. I have 2 new rolls left. After 5 days, it might be wiping butt with napkin type of a thing. :D
Nothing really to do except do some gardening and go online.
I thought of him too...ha.
But the whole time this guy was talking....I saw this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itT-RJdNKi4
Yeah but what did you hear?
You saw an eye chart? How'd you score?
I fixed it....it took five minutes to erase all that.
I just hate losing shit.
I'm missing a whole case of .40.
Anyway..some of you may remember a few years back when I mentioned getting a dog when I got better established down here, and we did. Through a local shelter and picked her up from the foster lady yesterday up in Flag. She's a german mix which we were told was likely aussie and the ears are right for that, but her front legs kinda lean boxer. Cute damn thing, and she's responding well to early training efforts. She's just over 13 weeks at this time.
I'll try and post a pic in the furbaby thread soon. :)
I'm missing my virginity, it's been MIA for 26 years now.