The post whore thread.

I might have posted this one already

A little-known fact:
In space, there are no freckles
Just soul-starved gingers

#haiku

I need some new material...

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Originally Posted by brutal

It's because gingers have no soul.


j/k of course.

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Are You ?

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Originally Posted by Gman

"What do you mean professional photography of my procedure is not covered?" [Coffee]

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I know they videoed the procedure. So what's the story?

The story - "I was born a poor deprived black child...."

Or

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

Or

"With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

This might be new:

When I had my foot rebuilt in the 90's I woke up when the bone saw blade broke & was wedged in my foot. They had to take the tool off the blade before they could pry it out. I was awake & aware but unable to move or speak for most of the procedure, but was finally able to mumble 'I prefer Hawaii' (with the little tube down the side of my mouth & whatnot) in answer to their on going conversation about vacation spots. Put me out right quick again they did.

No exaggeration.

Woke up during every one of my maxillofacial /dental surgeries too.

Last monday was the first time I was out the entire time, so I think. They also gave me some variation of ghb (or ?) so if I did wake, I wouldn't remember. Apparently it worked.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

I know they videoed the procedure. So what's the story?

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Maybe you can find it on the Internet. [dig]

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Originally Posted by ChickNorris

This might be new:

When I had my foot rebuilt in the 90's I woke up when the bone saw blade broke & was wedged in my foot. They had to take the tool off the blade before they could pry it out. I was awake & aware but unable to move or speak for most of the procedure, but was finally able to mumble 'I prefer Hawaii' (with the little tube down the side of my mouth & whatnot) in answer to their on going conversation about vacation spots. Put me out right quick again they did.

No exaggeration.

Woke up during every one of my maxillofacial /dental surgeries too.

Last monday was the first time I was out the entire time, so I think. They also gave me some variation of ghb (or ?) so if I did wake, I wouldn't remember. Apparently it worked.

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I've heard about people that respond that way to anesthesia. Paralyzed, but not 'out'. That has to suck.

I woke up toward the end of my Mortons Neuroma removal from my right foot. I said, "I can feel that." They replied, "Hang on. We're almost done."

I still can't believe I got a black eye from an IV stand falling over and the top of it hitting me under the eye while getting on the operating table for my spinal fusion. I get it. They're still 'practicing' medicine.

-lol. That's how you remember it eh?

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Originally Posted by ChickNorris

This might be new:

When I had my foot rebuilt in the 90's I woke up when the bone saw blade broke & was wedged in my foot. They had to take the tool off the blade before they could pry it out. I was awake & aware but unable to move or speak for most of the procedure, but was finally able to mumble 'I prefer Hawaii' (with the little tube down the side of my mouth & whatnot) in answer to their on going conversation about vacation spots. Put me out right quick again they did.

No exaggeration.

Woke up during every one of my maxillofacial /dental surgeries too.

Last monday was the first time I was out the entire time, so I think. They also gave me some variation of ghb (or ?) so if I did wake, I wouldn't remember. Apparently it worked.

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The anesthesia awareness is one of the scariest things I think. I guess it would be like being in your own horror film. Some may even feel all the pain from it too.

I need a haircut.

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I need a haircut.

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You and me both.

Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk

First thing I did when they opened, made appts for me and the grandson to get cuts last Saturday.

Someone new at the place I normally go, mine was OK, but she kinda F up the grandson's fauxhawk.

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I need a haircut.

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What's a haircut?

My wife has a hair appointment today. I think she?s pretty excited.

Looks like the shop Mrs bo has gone to for many years may not reopen at all, she is Mad Mick about it.

I told my 12 year old to watch some YouTube videos and then give me a high fade. She did a good job.

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I need a haircut.

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Originally Posted by hurley842002

You and me both.

Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk

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had mine cut wed.

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Originally Posted by Irving

I told my 12 year old to watch some YouTube videos and then give me a high fade. She did a good job.

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Ordered a new set of clippers, once ponytail is removed the rest of cutting process will take less than 2 minutes.

No more commercial haircuts for me.

Gonna miss the tail a little.

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Ordered a new set of clippers, once ponytail is removed the rest of cutting process will take less than 2 minutes.

No more commercial haircuts for me.

Gonna miss the tail a little.

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Been cutting my own hair for about 20 years now, same clippers. Wahl made in USA, have paid for themselves many times over.

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Ordered a new set of clippers, once ponytail is removed the rest of cutting process will take less than 2 minutes.

No more commercial haircuts for me.

Gonna miss the tail a little.

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Why do you have to lose the tail? That thing is worth saving.

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Originally Posted by Fentonite

Why do you have to lose the tail? That thing is worth saving.

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That's what Mrs bo said.

Mane has been getting thinner over last several years. Tail getting kinda skinny and lame too. Ain't what it used to be 20 years ago.

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

That's what Mrs bo said.

Mane has been getting thinner over last several years. Tail getting kinda skinny and lame too. Ain't what it used to be 20 years ago.

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I don't have much for options about my hair thinning right now.

Given the choice Id keep mine, but I'm a girl so it's probably a little different.

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

That's what Mrs bo said.

Mane has been getting thinner over last several years. Tail getting kinda skinny and lame too. Ain't what it used to be 20 years ago.

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Yeah, I can commiserate.

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I need a haircut.

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Yep. I'm waiting for a mask to arrive that doesn't go behind my head so I can make that happen.

Maybe a handkerchief?

-John

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Originally Posted by iego

Maybe a handkerchief?

-John

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Hard to hold with my ears.

I don't think many stuff are even open in Adam's county even after safer at home.

The new wave of people waiting will be a barber and hair salon . :)

The Applebee's here is open and it seemed pretty full when I went in to use the restroom. Meanwhile, the Taco Bell handled my food like uranium.

Side note: Can you believe I drive all the way down here and the only BBQ is a Dickie's?! Missouri should be ashamed.

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Originally Posted by Irving

Meanwhile, the Taco Bell handled my food like uranium.

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[insert Taco Bell food is bad joke here]

I'd like, um, 5, wait, 7, bean burritos, spicy, with extra onions...

:)

-John

My sister use to get screwed by the post office all the time.

All my nieces and nephews are pretty cool though, so it worked out.

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Originally Posted by Irving

The Applebee's here is open and it seemed pretty full when I went in to use the restroom. Meanwhile, the Taco Bell handled my food like uranium.

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

[insert Taco Bell food is bad joke here]

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For safety, Taco Bell should be placed straight into the toilet. Maybe a lead lined toilet for the greatest safety.

Zund and I don't always agree on things, but one thing we do agree on, is that Taco Bell tastes good.

Key to getting a okay Taco Bell food is ones without Beans & Meat.
Without bean+meat, it is not bad.

(without bean+meat, it is basically not a taco) :D

TheNash said something that made me wonder how many people I may have met from here & not made the connection. Maybe @ matches or @ Bowers or... wish folk would say something.

I like adding people I've met to my friends' list.

I remember I have a brand new Clippers from Ross Pallet purchase. I couldn't sell this , because shipping itself was about $10, and I will only make $5 on it. So, it was on pile of stuff I wanted to garage/local sale.

I think it is time to open this item and use it today! [LOL]

https://i.imgur.com/jeWmQL1.jpg?1


https://i.imgur.com/UrZHTXz.jpg?1

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Originally Posted by ChickNorris

TheNash said something that made me wonder how many people I may have met from here & not made the connection. Maybe @ matches or @ Bowers or... wish folk would say something.

I like adding people I've met to my friends' list.

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The biggest reason is that there are a lot of good people on is site. Who couldn?t use more good people as friends? When your out and about at a gun shop drop that you heard about them on this forum like I did today at Bowers. I got to meet SA Friday. It?s good to put a face To a forum name.
Y?all should be proud that ( I believe ) is undoubtably the best forum I?ve ever belonged to.
So thanks to the mods and all of us commoners.