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Originally Posted by Hummer
I know I enjoy your musings.
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Perhaps you have a following.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hummer
I know I enjoy your musings.
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Originally Posted by brutal
Rumor is that Sprinkles is no longer with us and no one has heard from Dog Mom either. Nature can be a cruel teacher.
You're very kind my friend, and an example of why I like most everyone here.
Well sheeit.
I want to paint the tank like a jacketed hollow point, but I found out I don't own the tank. Booo Hissss.
Started the process of changing providers, exchanging and owning the tank, and the new provider WILL fill my 20 and 40 lb bottles when they're here to do the house tank. I like being consistent working with vendors, but when you tell me you can't provide my full service because filling small bottles "hurts the pumps on our trucks", blow me....I'll find someone else.
In the Cup Series......
Bristol on dirt was okay I suppose, but I really don't want to see that become a regular thing in the Cup Series. I look forward to the showdown under the lights at Martinsville on Saturday night. If I ever got a chance to drive a cup car, Martinsville would be my bitch....no shit about that either.
America,..........Fvck Yeah.
I remember you, Bogie.
Since I'm drinking and smoking myself to death, we really need to spend more of this kind of quality time together.
:)
Driveway rock.
Live it, learn it, love it.
Oh Jesus, don't bust my Wednesday run now.
I love my dog, but she loves my wife more than me.
I'm butt hurt.
:(
Momma's little suck ass. That's okay though, protect Mama.
Breaking news,
Farts ARE still funny, more on that at 11:00.
There was a traffic accident today that fucked everyone else's life up today for many hours, but we're confident that the stupid reason for the accident was more important than anything you had to do today.
Sources say that the cause of the accident was caused by someone who thought their time was way more valuable than yours, so now you can rest assured.
No evidence at this point that texting or cheeseburgers were at fault, but investigation is ongoing.
In other news, an electric self driving car went berserk today and crashed into an elementary school, and then exploded. Several hundred children were killed in the incident, but thankfully no teachers were affected.
Salary and benefits are not expected to change for the surviving teachers.
You guessed it, time for another American Spirit smoke break. Sponsored by American Spirit.
*Intermission*
So much for that run, I'm getting rusty I suppose.
Gumption gage is low, and it's getting a lot more expensive to fill up the gumption tank.
Fenced up the front yard for the dog though, and she just LOVES it...runnin' free with no leash or tether, gettin' retarded with grimmy style freak outbursts. It's awesome to watch and participate in with her.
Well hell OBC, keep er going.
I?m waiting for the 11:00 fart update.
'Brazilian fart p*rn' search algorithms don't just happen by themselves Ray.
will a 2 p.m. az time one, sooth your wait?Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
PSA: if you play racquetball and play tennis 🎾 , you need to make sure you do a tennis swing during tennis game.
I am so use to racquetball swing that my forearm and wrist hurts after tennis.
[facepalm]
You, Sir,....I've seen you at Safeway a number of times now over the last year or so. I didn't know what to think those first few times, but I've come to recognize that I love your style.
You short, fat, dumpy guy wearing swim trunks and a tee....hip cannon at your side, pushing the cart with one hand, and eating a slice of pizza with the other on the way out the door...you're awesome.
'Merica, ..... fvck yeah!
Speaking of the grocery store, I've noticed that I'm much more patient with folks than I ever used to be in the past, and that's a good thing. For myself and everyone else.
Story to follow...
Leaving home dickheads a week and a half ago, I'm carting my shit back to the bambalance. The store exit dumps into the lot where rentals are picked up and received.
You ever been doing something not quite very well, and realize that folks are watching and waiting on you, and you start to lose your shit and stuff gets worse very quickly?
Okay, so the lot traffic is at a high level, and this poor guy is returning a rented trailer and trying to back it up into the designated spot, store attendant guiding him. I stop pushing my cart and give him plenty of room. This guy starts feeling the pressure, cars trying to drive behind him, he's turning the wheels the wrong way each time and starting to utter obscenities from his open window.... i.e. losing his shit at this point. I tried to advise him which way to turn his wheels, and I think that adds more pressure.
This goes on for over ten minutes, he says to me to go ahead but my car is right next to where he's having his meltdown. I said, don't worry about it man....it's cool and I'm in no hurry.
He finally got his shit together and is unhooking, and I'm loading stuff into my car....and he hollers over to me. Thanks for your patience, I appreciate it.
I said no problem, and have a good rest of the week.
I'll never miss those ten minutes, decent trade for being cool to a stranger having a rough moment.
It's official now, cabinet makers are in fact MASS MURDERERS !!!
Where's Lobo?
[Sofa]
There's been more than one time that I thought there was something in my nose that was bothering me, so I went for it only to find that nothing was there after all.
It's become evident that in fact, there are GHOST BOOGERS.
I realize that there is already bi-partisan legislation addressing regular boogers, but clearly, there must be new hard line ACTION on the GHOST BOOGER epidemic plaguing our country immediately.
I demand action, dammit !
We must protect our families and loved ones especially from.......... SEMI-AUTOMATIC GHOST BOOGERS.
More importantly, GHOST BOOGERS OF WAR.
However, farting under the blankets to offend your loved one is still permitted. Thank goodness.
:)
Sneaking up on you.
did you know. When you get an angiogram, they shave around the upper part of your genitals???
I look like an elephant, with a mohawk
Post up in funny pic thread?
Noooo!Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
Don't egg him on. He just might do it.
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Originally Posted by buffalobo
Me? Why Ray, i am shocked you believe i would do something like that ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Not to brag. But it was also commented that the elephant has "big ears"
Viewed from the rear? [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Wait until you need to do a UBC to go after them ghost boogers. It'll be an OBC-UBC-BPI (booger picking incident).Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat
*run away ! .....run away ! *https://youtu.be/MUG9VzHoEoc?t=5Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
I'm not afraid to see any pics of Dumbo, I'm jealous the fvcker could fly.