Originally Posted by
TheGrey
Sam's club has been stocking sliced side pork for a few months now. I actually dare hope this becomes a normal part of their meat inventory!
For those of you that have not yet had side pork, gather 'round.
Imagine, if you will, a slice of thick-cut bacon, friend up so that it is crisp, and it crumbles into your mouth as you bite into it. The meat is both chewy and yet bits of deliciousness sort of dissolve in your mouth; the fat is that velvety texture that gives only the slightest resistance as your teeth sink into it- it melts into a burst of flavor as you chew it.
Side Pork is bacon x 1000, when prepared right.
Even when it comes out not-quite-bacon, it is like a mix between bacon and pork chops.
This is how I prepare side pork:
The package you get at Sam's usually holds between 16-20 slices. Some slices will be thicker than others- they usually range between 1/4"-3/4" thick.
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees. Spread tinfoil in a tray, making sure to cover from side to side. Make sure your tray has edges, because there will be a lot of fat.
Lay each piece of side pork in the tray. Make sure they're not touching each other, for maximum crispness. You don't have to cook the entire package at once. It freezes just fine.
Liberally pepper the side facing up, and sprinkle it with seasoning (I use season salt, but you could use paprika or smoked salt.)
Put it in the oven for 1/2 hour. Pull out the tray (be careful, there will be a lot of fat sloshing around.) Flip the pieces over, sprinkle them with pepper and salt/seasoning, and put back into the oven for 35 minutes.
Make sure it is on the top rack, up under the broiler. Turn off the oven, and turn on the broiler. Broil on high for about 2-3 minutes, keeping an eye on it.
Warning- it will smoke like crazy. If your kitchen is like mine, you'll need fans and open windows.
Broiling it will make it crisp up on the outside. Don't skip the broiling.
Carefully remove it from the oven (again, far more fat than bacon creates.) Serve it as soon as possible from the oven, and enjoy!